ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Woody OG seeds. Damn. These little suckers carry a punch—like, the kind that sneaks up on you after you’ve been talking shit all night, then BAM. Lights out. That’s the vibe. Earthy, piney, with this weird sweet funk that sticks to your tongue like sap. Not for the faint-hearted or the “I just want a mellow buzz” crowd. Nah. This is for the ones who want to sink into the couch and forget what day it is.
I popped three beans last spring. Two females, one runt that didn’t make it past veg—RIP, little buddy. The survivors? Absolute monsters. Thick stalks, deep green leaves with that dark, almost blackish hue around the edges. Like they’ve seen some shit. And the smell during flower—Jesus. My neighbor thought something died in the crawl space. Had to double up on carbon filters. Worth it though. So worth it.
There’s something old-school about Woody OG. Not in a nostalgic, “remember the 70s” kind of way. More like… primal. Like it’s been around longer than we have, just waiting for someone to unlock it. Smoke it and you’ll know. Heavy body. Head fog. Time slows down and your limbs forget how to limb. I’ve had friends hit it and just stop mid-sentence, staring at the wall like it owed them money. It’s hilarious. And a little terrifying.
Growing it’s not a walk in the park either. She’s picky. Doesn’t like too much water. Hates humidity. Gets pissy if you don’t prune her right. But if you treat her with respect—like, actual respect, not just tossing nutrients at her and hoping for the best—she’ll reward you. Dense buds. Sticky as hell. Trichomes like frost on a windshield. You’ll need scissors and patience come harvest. And gloves. Definitely gloves.
Some say it’s a cross between OG Kush and something woodsy—maybe Afghan, maybe some landrace that got lost in the shuffle. No one really knows. Or if they do, they’re keeping it close to the chest. Doesn’t matter. The result is pure chaos in the best way. Medicinal? Sure, if your medicine cabinet includes whiskey and a baseball bat. It’ll knock out pain, anxiety, insomnia—but also your will to do anything productive. So plan accordingly.
I wouldn’t recommend it for beginners. Not unless you enjoy panic attacks and forgetting your own name. But for the seasoned stoner? The ones who’ve been around the block and want something that hits like a freight train made of tree bark and bad decisions? Woody OG is it. She’s the real deal. No fluff. No trendy terps or Instagram filters. Just raw, unfiltered power in plant form.
Anyway. If you find the seeds—grab ’em. They don’t show up often. And when they do, they vanish fast. Like, blink-and-they’re-gone fast. Grow them if you dare. Smoke them if you can handle it. But don’t say I didn’t warn you.