ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Wonka Bars #13. Just saying it makes your mouth twitch a little, right? Like there’s chocolate on the horizon but it’s not for kids—it’s for heads. This isn’t your average candy-coated strain. Nah. This one’s got teeth. It’s a genetic cocktail, a weird little lovechild of GMO and Mint Chocolate Chip, and it hits like a velvet sledgehammer. Sweet, earthy, funky as hell. You open the jar and it’s like someone dropped a cookie in a gas tank. In the best way.
These seeds? They’re not for the casual grower. You don’t just toss them in dirt and hope for the best. They demand attention. Patience. A little obsession, maybe. But if you’ve got the guts—and the gear—you’ll be rewarded. Dense, trichome-dripping nugs that smell like a bakery run by aliens. I mean that. There’s something unplaceable in the aroma. Like garlic and sugar and… ozone?
Some folks say it leans indica. Others swear it’s a hybrid with a sativa soul. Honestly, I don’t care. Labels are for jars, not experiences. What I know is this: smoke it and time gets weird. Minutes stretch, music bends, your couch becomes a spaceship. Not couchlock exactly—more like couch-float. You’re there, but you’re not. You’re thinking about your 3rd grade teacher and wondering if she ever tried weed. That kind of high.
Grow-wise, #13’s got attitude. She’s not the tallest in the room, but she fills out—bushy, stubborn, fragrant as sin. Indoors or out, she’ll test your skills. Mold resistance? Decent. Yield? Respectable. But the real prize is the resin. Sticky like honey on a summer sidewalk. If you’re into extracts, this one’s a goldmine. Rosin presses practically beg for her.
I’ve seen growers baby these seeds like they’re raising dragons. Whispering to them. Playing jazz. One guy swore his plants responded better to Prince. Who knows? Maybe they did. Wonka Bars #13 has that kind of mythos. It invites obsession. You don’t just grow it—you get involved.
And yeah, the name’s a nod to the golden ticket. But this isn’t some corporate candyland fantasy. It’s gritty. Real. A little dangerous. You smoke this and you’re not skipping through a chocolate factory—you’re diving headfirst into a psychedelic fondue of flavor and fog. No Oompa Loompas. Just you, your thoughts, and a whole lot of “whoa.”
So if you’re looking for something safe, predictable, easy? Keep walking. But if you want a strain that’ll challenge you, seduce you, maybe even mess with your head a little—Wonka Bars #13 is waiting. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.