ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
White Cheese seeds. God, even the name sounds like a stoner joke gone too far—but don’t let that fool you. This strain is no joke. It’s a hybrid, sure, but not one of those bland, middle-of-the-road “balanced” types that try to please everyone and end up boring the hell out of you. No, White Cheese leans into its lineage with a kind of unapologetic funk that either pulls you in or pushes you away. Fast.
First off, the smell. It’s not subtle. Think old cheddar left in a warm car, then add a sweet, almost creamy undertone that somehow makes it worse and better at the same time. It’s loud. It announces itself before you even crack the jar. Some people love that—say it’s “pungent” or “complex.” Others gag. Fair enough.
Growing it? Surprisingly chill. These seeds don’t throw tantrums like some of the diva strains out there. You can grow them indoors, outdoors, in a closet with a janky LED setup—whatever. They’re fast, too. Around 8 weeks and boom, you’re harvesting sticky, resin-caked buds that look like they’ve been rolled in powdered sugar. Not the biggest yielders, but quality over quantity, right? Right.
Now the high. This is where it gets weird—in a good way. Or maybe not. Depends on your brain chemistry. It starts with this mellow, almost sleepy body buzz. You melt a little. Then the sativa side kicks in and suddenly you’re thinking about 2007 for no reason. It’s not paranoia, exactly. More like your thoughts are sprinting and your body’s stuck in molasses. Some people get creative. Others just eat cereal and stare at the wall. I’ve done both.
Medical folks say it’s good for stress, insomnia, appetite—blah blah. Maybe. I think it’s better for when you want to feel like you’re wrapped in a warm, slightly moldy blanket of cheese and dreams. That sounds gross. It kind of is. But also comforting? I don’t know. It’s hard to explain. Just try it.
One warning: don’t underestimate it. White Cheese creeps. You’ll think you’re fine, then suddenly you’re on the couch wondering if your cat is judging you. (She is.)
Anyway. If you’re into weird hybrids with strong personalities and even stronger smells, White Cheese might be your jam. Or your nightmare. Either way, it’s memorable. Which is more than I can say for half the strains out there with names like “Purple Dream Cookie Haze #7.”
Grow it. Smoke it. Hate it. Love it. But don’t ignore it. White Cheese doesn’t let you.