ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Wedding Punch seeds. Just the name alone makes you pause—like, what the hell is that? Sounds like a spiked fruit bowl at a backyard reception, right? But no, this is weed. Loud, sticky, sugar-coated weed that smells like someone smashed a bakery into a berry patch and lit it on fire. It’s not subtle. It’s not polite. It’s not trying to be anything but itself.
I popped a few of these seeds last spring—didn’t expect much. Half the time, these hybrid crosses are all hype and no bite. But Wedding Punch? Damn. The plants came up squat and bushy, like they’d been lifting weights in the dark. Deep green leaves, almost blue in the right light. And the buds—dense, resin-dripping, purple-flecked monsters. You touch one and your fingers stick together like you just dipped into a jar of jam.
Genetically, it’s Wedding Cake crossed with Purple Punch. So yeah, it’s sweet. But not in a cutesy way. More like… rich. Heavy. Like dessert you eat with a fork and regret later. The high? It creeps. First you’re chillin’, maybe giggling at your cat. Then boom—your legs are jello and your brain’s floating somewhere above the ceiling fan. Not couch lock exactly, but close. You’re not going anywhere fast.
Growing it? Not for the lazy. It’s not a diva, but she’s got moods. Likes a stable environment—humidity swings piss her off. And she’s hungry. Feed her well or she’ll yellow out on you halfway through flower and make you feel like a failure. But if you treat her right? She’ll reward you. Big time. Yields are solid, especially if you top early and train the hell out of her.
Smell-wise, it’s like someone dumped a bag of Skittles into a vanilla milkshake and then set it next to a diesel can. Sweet, creamy, with this weird sharpness underneath. You open a jar and people notice. Like, across the room. It’s not stealth weed. It’s “who brought the funk?” weed.
I’ve had friends who don’t even smoke much hit this and just melt into the couch, eyes wide, mumbling about how they can taste colors. It’s that kind of strain. Not for beginners. Or maybe it is, if you want to dive in headfirst and see what happens. I don’t know. I’m not your mom.
Anyway. Wedding Punch. Grow it if you’ve got the patience. Smoke it if you’ve got the time. Just don’t expect to get much done afterward. Unless what you’re doing is eating everything in your fridge and watching old cartoons. Then yeah—it’s perfect.