ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Vanilla Cream Pie seeds—man, where do I even start? These little bastards are like dessert for your soul. Not in a sugary, Hallmark way. I mean real, earthy satisfaction. The kind that hits behind the eyes and melts down your spine. You crack open a jar of the cured flower, and boom—sweet, creamy vanilla with this weird, almost nutty funk underneath. Like someone spilled custard in a pine forest. It’s bizarre. It’s beautiful.
Growing them? Not for the faint-hearted. These aren’t your grandma’s tomatoes. They stretch. They get moody. One week they’re thriving, the next they’re throwing tantrums—leaf curl, nitrogen hunger, whatever. But if you dial it in, if you listen (and I mean really listen) to what the plant’s telling you . . . she rewards you. Dense, frosty buds that look like they’ve been rolled in powdered sugar. And the smell gets stronger as she ripens—like a bakery caught fire in a dispensary.
Indica-leaning, sure, but don’t expect couch-lock unless you overdo it. There’s this weird clarity to the high. Like, your body’s all melted into the cushions, but your brain’s still flipping through old photo albums or writing poetry or whatever weird shit it decides to do. It’s introspective weed. Not party weed. Not “let’s go hike a mountain” weed. This is “sit down, shut up, and feel something” weed.
And the seeds themselves—if you can get your hands on legit ones—are usually feminized, stable, and pretty consistent pheno-wise. But every now and then, you’ll get a rogue. A tall, lanky outlier that smells more like lemon than vanilla. Some people toss those. I keep them. Sometimes the weirdos are the best ones.
Oh, and don’t let the name fool you. Vanilla Cream Pie sounds soft. It’s not. This strain has teeth. Smoke too much and you’ll find yourself staring at the wall, wondering if your cat understands English. Or if you’ve always had that mole on your arm. It’s that kind of ride.
I don’t know. Maybe I’m biased. Maybe I just like strains that feel like they’ve got a story. Vanilla Cream Pie isn’t just a flavor profile—it’s a mood. A vibe. A whole damn novella packed into a nug. Grow it if you’ve got patience. Smoke it if you’ve got time. Respect it, or it’ll humble you fast.
Anyway. That’s my take. Take it or leave it.