ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Valley Girl Seeds. Yeah, they’re kind of a trip. You hear the name and maybe you picture some blonde chick in leg warmers saying “like, totally” while chewing bubblegum and ignoring the world burning down around her. But nah—these seeds? They’re not fluff. They’re fire. Straight-up West Coast attitude wrapped in sticky green potential.
I’ve grown a lot of strains. Some are fussy little divas that wilt if the humidity breathes wrong. Others are tanks—ugly, but they’ll survive a nuclear winter. Valley Girl sits somewhere in between. She’s got that LA shine, but she’s not afraid to get her hands dirty. Grows bushy, not too tall. Dense nugs. Smells like a fruit stand crashed into a gas station. Sweet, but with that sharp, skunky punch that makes your nose twitch and your brain go, “Ohhh, damn.”
THC levels? High. Like, “forget what you were saying mid-sentence” high. Not couch-lock unless you overdo it, but definitely a heady buzz. Euphoric. Chatty. You’ll start talking about aliens or your childhood dog or why toast is better than bagels. It’s that kind of high. Creative but chaotic. Fun as hell.
Now, growing her—easy-ish. She’s not a total beginner strain, but she won’t punish you for missing a feed or letting the pH drift a bit. Indoors, she thrives. Outdoors, she’ll do her thing if the weather’s not being a jerk. Flowering time’s decent—8 to 9 weeks, give or take. Yield? Respectable. Not record-breaking, but you’ll fill jars. And they’ll smell so good you’ll open them just to sniff. Like a weirdo.
Genetics-wise, she’s got that OG Kush backbone. You can feel it in the smoke—earthy, grounded, with that classic stoned-but-still-here vibe. But there’s something else layered in. Something lighter. Brighter. Like someone added citrus zest to a bong rip. I don’t know. It works.
Honestly, I didn’t expect to like her this much. Thought she’d be all hype and no heart. But she’s got personality. She’s got soul. And she doesn’t take herself too seriously, which I respect. Not every strain has to be some ancient landrace with a 12-week flower and a story about monks in the Himalayas. Sometimes you just want something that grows well, hits hard, and makes you laugh at your own dumb jokes.
Valley Girl Seeds? Yeah. Worth it.