ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Twisted Citrus Seeds. Just saying the name makes your mouth twitch a little—like you bit into something sharp, electric. These aren’t your average sleepy-eyed, couch-glue cannabis seeds. Nah. These things snap. They’ve got that wild tang, like someone spliced a lemon tree with a sativa and dared it to mellow out. It didn’t.
I cracked open a pack last spring—half out of curiosity, half because the name made me laugh. Twisted Citrus. Sounds like a cocktail or a punk band from Bakersfield. But once those seeds hit soil? Game on. Sprouted fast, like they were impatient. Like they knew they had somewhere to be. And the smell? Jesus. Imagine peeling an orange with gasoline on your hands. Sharp, sweet, a little dangerous.
Now, I’ve grown mellow indicas, sleepy hybrids, all that. But this strain? It’s got teeth. You don’t smoke Twisted Citrus to chill. You smoke it to clean your house at 2am while listening to old Beastie Boys records and reorganizing your trauma. It’s buzzy. Like bees in your bloodstream. But not paranoid—just… alive. Alert. Like your brain’s been scrubbed with steel wool and citrus zest.
And the high? It climbs. Doesn’t hit all at once. You think you’re fine, then bam—your thoughts are sprinting, your mouth won’t shut up, and suddenly you’re explaining the plot of Interstellar to your cat. It’s not for everyone. Some folks want soft edges. This has corners. Sharp ones. But if you’re into that—if you like your weed with a little bite—Twisted Citrus delivers.
Genetics-wise? Who knows. Some say it’s a Tangie cross, others swear there’s Ghost Train Haze in there. Honestly, I don’t care. It works. It grows tall, stretches like it’s reaching for something just out of reach. Needs space. Don’t try to cram it in a closet grow unless you want a jungle in your laundry room. But give it room, give it light, and it’ll reward you with buds that smell like someone lit a lemon grove on fire. In a good way.
One weird thing—every plant I’ve grown from these seeds has had its own personality. Some lean citrus, others go full-on pine cleaner. One smelled like Sprite and regret. No idea why. Maybe that’s the “twisted” part. Unpredictable. Like life. Or exes.
Anyway. If you’re looking for something safe, predictable, easy—don’t bother. But if you want a strain that kicks the door open and yells “Let’s go!”—Twisted Citrus might be your new favorite mistake.