ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Timewreck Seeds. Just the name hits weird—like a warning and a dare wrapped in one. You hear it and think, “Oh, this one’s gonna mess with my head,” and yeah, you’d be right. This isn’t your lazy Sunday couchlock strain. It’s more like strapping yourself to a rocket made of citrus, diesel, and pure chaos. And lighting the fuse with a grin.
These seeds come from TGA Subcool—rest in peace, legend—so you already know they’re not messing around. Timewreck is a cross between Vortex and Blood Wreck, which sounds like a comic book origin story, and honestly, it kinda is. Vortex brings the euphoria, the floaty, giggly, what-day-is-it energy. Blood Wreck? That’s the hammer. Together? You get something that doesn’t just bend time—it shatters it, then laughs while you try to pick up the pieces.
Growing it? Not for the faint-hearted. She’s a lanky beast, stretches like she’s reaching for God, and if you don’t train her, she’ll take over your tent like a viney dictator. But damn, when she flowers—those buds are like frosted grenades. Lime green, orange hairs, trichomes like powdered sugar on a warhead. Smells like lemon cleaner got into a fight with a pine tree and lost. In a good way.
Smoke it and you’ll know. First hit—bam—your brain’s on a trampoline. Thoughts bouncing everywhere. You might start cleaning your kitchen, then end up writing a novel about space pirates. Or crying at a commercial. Or both. It’s energetic, but not clean energy. It’s messy, wild, unpredictable. Like being drunk on ideas. Some folks can’t handle it. That’s fine. More for the rest of us.
Medical users? Yeah, it helps with depression, fatigue, that heavy mental fog. But don’t expect it to tuck you in and read you a bedtime story. This is more like a slap in the face followed by a motivational speech from a caffeinated drill sergeant. It’s therapy with fireworks.
I’ve grown it twice. First time, disaster. Mold, nute burn, the whole circus. Second time? Nailed it. Learned to top early, keep the canopy even, and give her space. She rewards patience with yield—big, sticky, stinky yield. Not commercial-level easy, but worth every headache. Literally and figuratively.
Timewreck isn’t for everyone. Some folks want mellow. Predictable. Safe. This ain’t that. This is for the weirdos, the artists, the late-night thinkers who want to get lost in their own heads and maybe not come back for a while. If that’s you? Plant the seed. Buckle up. And don’t make any plans.