ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Thor’s Hammer Seeds. Just the name hits like a freight train. You hear it and think—power, myth, lightning splitting the sky. And yeah, that’s kind of what this strain feels like. Not subtle. Not polite. It’s the kind of weed that doesn’t ask if you’re ready. It just shows up, kicks the door in, and starts rearranging your brain chemistry.
I’ve grown it. Smoked it. Watched friends go from chatty to cosmic in five minutes flat. It’s a sativa-dominant hybrid, technically speaking, but honestly? Labels don’t do it justice. It’s got this wild, electric energy—like your thoughts are sprinting ahead of your mouth and your body’s just trying to keep up. You’ll either write a novel or reorganize your entire garage at 2 a.m. Or both. Or neither. Depends on the wind.
Growing it’s not for the faint-hearted either. She’s tall. Stretchy. Demands attention like a diva with a megaphone. But if you treat her right—give her space, light, some love—she’ll reward you with these thick, resin-soaked buds that smell like citrus and pine had a lovechild in a thunderstorm. Sticky as hell. You’ll need scissors. And patience.
Now, the high. Jesus. It doesn’t creep. No slow build. It’s like flipping a switch—bam, you’re lit. Your brain lights up like a pinball machine. Thoughts ricochet. Colors get louder. Music? Music becomes religion. But it’s not paranoid or jittery, at least not for me. It’s clean, sharp, like a blade slicing fog. You feel alive. Awake. Maybe too awake. I’ve had moments where I’m like, “Am I thinking too fast? Is that a thing?”
And then there’s the crash. Or lack of one, weirdly. It tapers off smooth, like a plane landing on a cloud. No grogginess, no regret. Just a soft return to Earth. Unless you overdo it—then yeah, you might find yourself staring at a wall, contemplating the nature of time. Or crying at a commercial. Shit happens.
Flavor-wise? It punches. Citrus peel, pine needles, a little diesel in the back of the throat. Not for the flavor-chasers who want dessert weed. This is more like licking a lightning rod. And loving it.
Would I recommend it? Hell yes. If you’re ready. If you want something that doesn’t just get you high but launches you into orbit and lets you wave at your problems from space. But don’t treat it like a casual puff. It’s not a background strain. It’s the main event. Respect the hammer—or get flattened.
Anyway. That’s Thor’s Hammer. It’s not for everyone. But if it’s for you? You’ll know. The first hit tells you everything.