ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Strawpicanna seeds. Just saying the name feels like a mouthful of summer—sticky, sweet, and a little weird. This isn’t your average backyard bud. It’s loud. It’s flashy. It smells like someone smashed strawberries into a citrus bomb and lit it on fire. And yeah, it grows like it’s got something to prove.
I’ve seen these plants stretch tall, like they’re reaching for something they’ll never quite grab. Some phenos lean heavy on the Tropicanna side—bright orange hairs, that sharp tangy funk. Others? All Strawberry Banana, creamy and soft, like a smoothie that kicks you in the teeth. It’s a genetic mash-up that shouldn’t work, but somehow does. Like pineapple on pizza. Or cowboy boots with a tux.
Growing them isn’t hard, but it’s not brainless either. They’re hungry—nutrient-wise and space-wise. Give them room or they’ll crowd out your tent like rowdy teenagers at a house party. And the smell? Forget stealth. These girls reek. Even in veg, they start throwing off that syrupy, fermented fruit funk that sticks to your clothes and follows you into the grocery store. You’ll get looks. Some curious. Some suspicious.
Yields? Solid. Not record-breaking, but respectable. What you lose in sheer volume, you make up for in punch. The high is weirdly balanced—heady at first, like your brain’s floating six inches above your skull, then it drops into your chest and settles there. Warm. Heavy. A little dumb. Perfect for watching cartoons or forgetting why you walked into the kitchen.
Honestly, I didn’t expect to like it this much. I’m more of a gas-and-earth guy. But Strawpicanna’s got this chaotic charm. It doesn’t try to be subtle. It’s not trying to win awards. It just is what it is—loud, sticky, and unapologetically fruity. Like a stoned Jolly Rancher with a grudge.
Would I grow it again? Yeah. Probably. Not every run, but when I want something fun. Something that makes people go “what the hell is that?” when they crack the jar. It’s not for everyone. But if you like your weed like you like your music—weird, bold, a little off-key—Strawpicanna might be your jam.
Just don’t expect it to behave. It won’t.