ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Strawberry Banana seeds. Just saying the name makes your mouth water a little, right? Sounds like a smoothie, hits like a freight train. This strain—born from the sweet, sticky union of Banana Kush and the legendary Strawberry phenotype of Bubble Gum—isn’t just a flavor bomb. It’s a damn experience. Fruity on the inhale, creamy on the exhale, and somewhere in between, your brain takes a little vacation.
Growing it? Not for the lazy. These seeds demand attention—like a spoiled cat that only drinks from the faucet. Indoors, they’ll stretch if you let them. Outdoors, they thrive in warm, dry climates. Think Mediterranean, not Midwest. But if you get it right? Dense, resin-caked buds that smell like a Jamba Juice exploded in your grow tent. And the yield? Generous. Not record-breaking, but solid. Enough to make you nod and say, “Yeah, that was worth it.”
Now, the high. Oh man. It creeps. You’ll be giggling at nothing, then suddenly realize you’ve been staring at your hand for ten minutes. Euphoric, spacey, but not couch-locky unless you overdo it—which, let’s be honest, you probably will. It’s that tasty. That smooth. Perfect for artists, musicians, people who like to think they’re artists and musicians. Or just anyone who wants to feel like their brain is wrapped in a warm fruit roll-up.
Medical folks love it too. Anxiety, stress, depression—it takes the edge off without turning you into a zombie. Some say it helps with appetite, others say it helps with sleep. I say it helps with being a human in 2024, which is no small feat.
But let’s be real—this isn’t your grandpa’s weed. It’s sticky, loud, and unapologetically modern. If you’re looking for something subtle, something that whispers instead of shouts, look elsewhere. Strawberry Banana doesn’t whisper. It sings falsetto and plays air guitar while doing it.
And the seeds? Feminized, mostly. Stable genetics, but not bulletproof. You might get a runt. You might get a diva. That’s the gamble. But when it hits right—when you cure it slow and roll it fat—it’s magic. Like summer in a joint.
I’ve grown it. Smoked it. Gifted it. Regretted gifting it. It’s one of those strains that makes you wish you had a secret stash no one knew about. Maybe you do. Maybe you should.
Anyway. If you’re thinking about grabbing some Strawberry Banana seeds—do it. Or don’t. But if you don’t, someone else will, and they’ll be high as hell, eating cereal out of a mixing bowl, smiling like an idiot. And you’ll be sitting there, sober, wondering what could’ve been.