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Stardawg Guava seeds—man, where do I even start? These little suckers pack a punch. Not the kind that knocks you out cold, but the kind that creeps up behind you, taps your shoulder, and then slaps you with a grin. You feel it in your chest first. A tightness, then a bloom. Like someone lit a citrusy firecracker in your lungs and said, “Breathe deep, buddy.”
Genetically? It’s a Stardawg phenotype, sure. But that doesn’t really tell you much unless you’ve been knee-deep in soil and resin for a decade. What matters is the vibe. Stardawg Guava leans heavy into the funk—diesel, skunk, and something oddly tropical. Not sweet like candy. More like overripe fruit left in the sun too long. Sticky. Rank. Delicious in a weird, guilty way.
Growing it? Not for the faint of heart. She’s temperamental. Throws fits if the humidity’s off or the pH swings too far. But if you treat her right—give her space, good light, and a little love—she’ll reward you with dense, trichome-glazed buds that look like they’ve been rolled in sugar and regret. Yields? Decent. Not massive. But quality over quantity, right? Right.
Some folks say it’s a sativa-dominant hybrid. Others swear it leans indica. I think those labels are mostly bullshit. What matters is how it hits you. And this one? It’s cerebral, but not anxious. Relaxing, but not couch-lock. You’ll find yourself cleaning your kitchen at 2am, humming some song you haven’t heard since high school, wondering why the hell you’re so happy scrubbing a sink. That kind of high.
Oh—and the seeds themselves? Hardy. Dark little beans with tiger stripes, like they’ve seen some shit. Pop them in a damp paper towel and wait. 36 hours later, boom—taproot. It’s like magic, but dirtier.
I’ve seen growers baby these plants like they’re raising dragons. And honestly? That’s not far off. Stardawg Guava breathes fire, but it’s the kind that warms, not burns. Unless you overdo it. Then—well. Good luck finding your shoes.
Would I recommend it? Yeah. If you’ve got the patience. If you like your weed loud and your grow room louder. If you’re not afraid of a little chaos. Stardawg Guava isn’t for everyone. But if you get it—you get it.