ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Spritzer Seeds are weird. In a good way. Like, you crack open the pack and there’s this moment—tiny, dumb, but electric—where you just know something’s gonna go down. These aren’t your average backyard beans. They’ve got attitude. A little sass. You can smell it before you even drop one in the soil. Fruity funk, like someone spilled grape soda on a diesel engine. It’s loud. Not polite-loud. Obnoxious-loud. And that’s the point.
I’ve grown a lot of strains. Some are chill, mellow, predictable. Spritzer? Nah. This one’s got mood swings. One day she’s stretching like she’s reaching for God, next day she’s squatting low like she’s hiding from the cops. Keeps you on your toes. You’ll curse her. Then you’ll love her. Then you’ll curse her again. That’s farming, baby.
The genetics are a Frankenstein’s monster of flavor—Runtz, Grape Pie, MAC. All the heavy-hitters. You can taste it in the smoke. First hit’s like biting into a purple popsicle. Second hit? Straight-up jet fuel. Third hit? You’re not even sure where your legs went. It’s a head trip and a body melt, all tangled up. I’ve seen people take one toke and just sit down. Not because they wanted to. Because they had to.
Yields? Decent. Not massive, not skimpy. But the buds—goddamn. Dense, sticky, trichome-drenched monsters. Like someone rolled them in sugar and regret. They stink up the whole room before they’re even dry. Good luck hiding that from your nosy neighbor. Or your mom. Or your parole officer.
And yeah, she’s a little fussy. Likes her nutrients just so. Gets cranky if the humidity’s off. But if you treat her right—if you really dial her in—she’ll reward you with something special. Something that doesn’t just get you high. It makes you feel like you’re floating in a velvet cloud of “I don’t give a damn.”
Don’t grow Spritzer if you’re lazy. Or if you want something easy and boring and safe. Grow it if you want a challenge. Grow it if you want to taste something wild. Grow it if you want to remember why you started growing in the first place.
Or don’t. More for the rest of us.