ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
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Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
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Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
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Sour Patch Kiss seeds. Yeah, they sound like candy—and they kind of are, just not the kind your grandma keeps in her purse. These little green grenades are bred for chaos and comfort, both. A hybrid that leans heavy into the sativa side, but not so much it sends you spiraling into your own brain. It’s more like… a mental trampoline. You bounce. You don’t fall.
I’ve grown them. Smoked them. Watched friends melt into couches and write entire screenplays in one sitting. Depends on the person, I guess. The high hits fast, like a slap with a velvet glove. First it’s citrus—sharp, like biting into a lemon rind. Then the sweetness creeps in, slow and sticky. You’ll taste it in your throat. In your thoughts. It lingers.
The plants themselves? Moody little bastards. Not the easiest to grow, but not impossible either. They stretch tall—like they’re reaching for something they’ll never quite touch. Indoors or out, they need attention. Not love, not coddling. Just… respect. You ignore them, they’ll punish you. Mold, mites, weird leaf curl that makes you question your life choices. But if you treat them right? Dense, frosty buds that smell like a fruit stand got into a fistfight with a pine tree.
THC levels? High. Like, “maybe don’t smoke this before your job interview” high. It’s not for beginners unless you’re the kind of beginner who likes to dive headfirst into the deep end with bricks in your pockets. But for seasoned smokers—this strain is a goddamn delight. Euphoric. Creative. Sometimes horny, sometimes sleepy. It’s unpredictable, like a good road trip or a bad ex.
Some say it’s a cross between Sour Diesel and Kimbo Kush. Makes sense. That diesel funk is definitely there, under the fruit. Like someone spilled gasoline on a bag of Skittles. And the Kush? That’s where the body high sneaks in. You’ll be laughing at nothing, then suddenly realize your legs don’t work. Fun times.
I wouldn’t call it a daily driver. More like a weekend getaway in a strain. Something you break out when the world feels too beige and you need to paint it neon. Or when you want to clean your apartment at 2 a.m. while listening to 90s hip-hop. It’s got that kind of energy.
Oh—and the name. Sour Patch Kiss. It’s dumb, but it fits. Sweet, sour, a little aggressive. Like making out with someone who bites too hard but you kind of like it.
Anyway. If you’re looking for something safe and predictable, go buy some Blue Dream and call it a day. But if you want a strain that might change your plans—or your personality—Sour Patch Kiss might be your weird little soulmate.