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Sour Kush seeds. Damn. If you’ve ever cracked one open and watched it grow—really watched—you know there’s something borderline mystical about it. Not in a crystals-and-incense way (unless that’s your thing), but in a raw, dirt-under-your-nails, this-plant-has-teeth kind of way. It’s not gentle. It’s not polite. It’s loud, sticky, and smells like someone lit a pine tree on fire and buried it in diesel-soaked lemons.
These seeds don’t mess around. You plant them, they grow—fast if you treat them right, stubborn if you don’t. Indoors, outdoors, hydro, soil, whatever. They’ll adapt, but they’ll also test you. Don’t expect a passive houseplant. This is Sour Kush we’re talking about. It’s got lineage—OG Kush and Sour Diesel—so yeah, it’s got attitude. And it shows up in the high. Heavy. Creeping. Sometimes it hits you sideways when you’re mid-sentence and suddenly you’re staring at your own hand like it’s a stranger’s.
I’ve grown it. Twice. First time was a disaster—overwatered, underlit, aphids like a biblical plague. Second time? Nailed it. Dense buds, trichomes like frostbite, and that smell. Jesus. You open the jar and it’s like being punched in the nose by a citrusy mechanic. Not for the faint of heart or the scent-sensitive.
Yield’s solid if you know what you’re doing. Not record-breaking, but respectable. And the THC content? Let’s just say it’s not for your grandma unless she’s cooler than mine. It’s the kind of strain that makes music sound better and time feel like it’s melting. Some folks say it’s good for pain, anxiety, insomnia. I say it’s good for sitting on your porch at 2 a.m. wondering why the moon looks like it’s judging you.
Oh—and the seeds themselves? Hardy little bastards. Dark, tiger-striped, like they know they’re carrying something potent. You hold one in your palm and it’s like holding a secret. A promise. Or a threat, depending on your tolerance.
Would I recommend growing Sour Kush? Yeah. If you’ve got patience. If you’re not afraid of a little chaos. If you like your weed with a side of personality disorder. It’s not a beginner’s strain, but it’s not impossible either. Just don’t expect it to behave. It’s not that kind of plant.
Anyway. That’s my take. Take it or leave it. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you when your living room starts smelling like a lemon got into a fistfight with a gas pump.