ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Sour Alien seeds. Just the name makes your brain twitch a little, doesn’t it? Like some interstellar funk is about to crawl into your garden and start whispering secrets to your soil. These aren’t your average backyard beans — they’ve got attitude. A weird, sour, diesel-soaked attitude that either makes you grin like an idiot or squint suspiciously at the sky. Depends on your mood, I guess.
So, what are we dealing with here? A hybrid. Not the balanced, peace-and-love kind. This one leans — hard — into the indica side. But it’s not a couch-lock monster unless you overdo it (and let’s be real, you probably will). It’s got that creeping effect. You’ll be fine, then you’re not. Then you’re giggling about the shape of your cat’s ears and wondering if time is a scam. It’s that kind of ride.
The genetics? Sour Diesel meets Alien Kush. That’s like throwing a Molotov cocktail into a spaceship and watching it bloom. Sour D brings that sharp, nose-wrinkling tang — like someone lit a lemon tree on fire. Alien Kush? Earthy, piney, a little strange. Together, they make something that smells like a gas station in a forest. In the best way. If you know, you know.
Growing these seeds isn’t rocket science, but it’s not kindergarten either. They’re a bit finicky — like a cat that only drinks from the faucet. Indoors, they thrive if you keep temps steady and don’t drown them. Outdoors? They’ll do fine if you’ve got sun and patience. Flowering time’s around 8–9 weeks, give or take. Don’t rush it. Let them get fat and sticky. You’ll thank yourself later.
Yields? Decent. Not massive, not sad. Just enough to make you feel like a wizard when you open your curing jars. The buds are dense, frosty, and sometimes purple if the temps dip. They look like something you’d find in a sci-fi prop room — sparkly, alien, slightly menacing.
And the high? Oh man. It starts in your face. Like a warm hand pressing gently on your forehead. Then it slides down your spine and wraps around your ribs. You’ll feel heavy but not trapped. Thoughts slow down, but they don’t stop. Music sounds better. Food tastes like a religious experience. It’s not a party strain. It’s a “let’s stare at the ceiling and talk about dreams” strain. Or maybe just nap. Either works.
I’ve grown it twice. Smoked it more times than I can count. Once, I hit a bowl and forgot how to use my phone. Just stared at the lock screen like it was mocking me. Another time, I wrote a poem about a toaster. It was terrible. But I felt like a genius. That’s Sour Alien for you. Makes you weird. In a good way.
If you’re looking for something clean, clinical, predictable — skip this one. Seriously. Go buy some Blue Dream and call it a day. But if you want to grow something with a little chaos in its DNA, something that smells like a chemical spill in a citrus grove, something that might make you question your own reflection — grab these seeds. Plant them. Wait. Then buckle up.
Or don’t. I’m not your mom.