ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Some strains just hit different. Soul Assassin OG? That’s one of them. It’s not trying to be flashy or trendy or whatever the hell people are chasing now. It’s gritty. Old-school. The kind of weed that doesn’t ask for your attention—it demands it. You crack open a jar and boom—earthy, piney, like someone just punched your sinuses with a forest. Not sweet. Not fruity. Dank. Heavy. Real-deal OG funk.
This isn’t your beginner’s bud. Soul Assassin OG seeds grow into plants that mean business. Tall, lanky beasts with sticky, resin-caked buds that’ll gum up your scissors and your thoughts. Flowering time? Around 9 weeks, give or take. But don’t rush it. Let her finish. Let her get that full-body knockout power. You’ll thank yourself later when you’re melted into the couch wondering where your legs went.
Genetics-wise, it’s a mystery cocktail—rumored to be bred by the Soul Assassins crew (yes, the hip-hop collective). So yeah, there’s some attitude baked in. Probably some OG Kush lineage in there, but no one’s handing out a family tree. Doesn’t matter. You smoke it, you know it’s legit. That creeping high that starts behind your eyes and then—bam—your whole body’s underwater. Lights feel warmer. Time slows down. You forget what you were saying mid-sentence and don’t even care.
Growing it? Not for the faint of heart. She’s temperamental. Likes a stable environment. Gets cranky if the humidity’s off or if you feed her junk. But if you treat her right—give her space, good airflow, love—she’ll reward you with dense, trichome-blasted colas that reek like a skunk got lost in a lemon grove. Not a huge yielder, but quality over quantity, right? Right.
And the smoke . . . damn. First hit’s smooth, deceptively mellow. Then it grabs you by the spine and drags you into a warm, fuzzy abyss. Great for late nights, deep thoughts, or just zoning out to some old Wu-Tang records. Don’t plan on doing much after. This isn’t your “get stuff done” strain. This is your “cancel everything, I’m horizontal now” strain.
I’ve grown it once. Maybe twice. Always a challenge. Always worth it. There’s something about watching those dark green leaves curl around buds like they’re hiding secrets. You don’t get that with every plant. Soul Assassin OG doesn’t just grow—it broods.
So yeah, if you’re looking for something easy, cheerful, predictable—look elsewhere. But if you want a strain with edge, with history, with a punch-you-in-the-chest kind of presence? These seeds are calling your name. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.