ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Ever cracked open a jar of Sorcerer’s Apprentice and just—stopped? Like the smell alone made your brain do a double take? It’s not subtle. It hits you sideways. Earthy, yes, but there’s this weird electric sweetness underneath, like burnt sugar on pine needles. Some people say it’s citrus. I don’t buy that. It’s sharper. Stranger. Almost like ozone before a storm. Anyway, the seeds—
—they’re not for beginners. Let’s just get that out of the way. These things grow like they’ve got something to prove. Stretchy, unpredictable, moody as hell. You’ll think you’ve got them dialed in, and then boom—overnight, they shoot up six inches and start throwing out leaves like confetti. Indoors? You better have vertical space. Outdoors? Pray for stable weather and a forgiving landlord.
Genetically, they’re a bit of a mystery. Some say it’s a cross between an old-school landrace and something experimental from the late ’90s. Others swear it’s got a dash of Northern Lights in there. I don’t know. What I do know is that it doesn’t behave like your average hybrid. It’s got this weird sativa energy but with an indica body—like your limbs are melting but your brain’s doing calculus. Or trying to. It’s confusing. In a good way.
And the high? Jesus. It’s not gentle. No easing in. One hit and you’re either giggling at your own shoelaces or staring into the void wondering if time’s a flat circle. Depends on the day. I’ve had friends swear it cured their writer’s block. I’ve also had friends swear it made them forget their own name. So yeah—dose carefully.
Growing them is a trip. They don’t like being babied. Too much water? They sulk. Not enough? They throw tantrums. But if you hit that sweet spot—right light, right feed, right vibe—they reward you with these dense, resin-soaked buds that look like they were rolled in sugar and static electricity. Trichomes for days. The kind of stuff that gums up scissors and makes you curse halfway through trimming.
Oh, and the smell during flower? Hope you like attention. Hope your neighbors are cool. It’s loud. Not just skunky—funky. Like someone lit incense in a mechanic’s garage. You’ll either love it or hate it. No in-between.
I wouldn’t recommend it for your first grow. Or your second. But if you’ve got a few seasons under your belt, and you’re bored of the usual cookie-cutter strains—Sorcerer’s Apprentice might just kick your ass in the best way possible. It’s a challenge. But damn, when it hits right . . . it’s magic.