ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Sharksbreath. Even the name hits weird. Like a punchline you didn’t hear coming. It’s one of those strains that doesn’t ask for attention—it just takes it. A cross between Great White Shark and Lamb’s Bread (or is it Lamb’s Breath? People argue), this hybrid leans indica but doesn’t always act like it. Sometimes it creeps. Sometimes it slams. Depends on the day, the grow, your mood, the moon. Who knows.
The seeds themselves—Sharksbreath seeds—aren’t exactly what you’d call beginner-friendly. They’re finicky, temperamental little bastards. You’ll need patience, maybe a grow tent, maybe a prayer. But if you get it right? Sticky, dense buds that smell like someone crushed a pinecone into a lemon and then set it on fire. Earthy, sour, a little sweet on the back end. Funky in a way that makes you suspicious of your own nose.
I’ve seen people underestimate it. “Oh it’s only 18% THC,” they say, like that number means anything. But this isn’t about numbers. It’s about how it hits behind the eyes—slow at first, then like a curtain dropping. You’re in it. Not couch-locked, necessarily, but definitely not going anywhere important. Good for zoning out. Or zoning in. Depends what you’re running from.
Some folks grow it for the yield. Medium-heavy. Others for the flavor. Me? I just like how it makes the world feel a little less sharp. Like someone turned the contrast down on everything. It’s not the prettiest plant—short, bushy, kind of squat—but it’s got character. Like a bulldog with a gold tooth.
Flowering time’s around 9 weeks, give or take. You’ll know when it’s ready. The trichomes start looking like tiny glass daggers. If you’re into concentrates, this one’s a goldmine. Resin production’s off the charts. Sticky as hell. You’ll be scraping scissors for days.
Honestly, Sharksbreath isn’t for everyone. Some people say it makes them anxious. Others say it’s the only thing that shuts their brain up. I think that’s the point. It’s not a crowd-pleaser. It’s a mood. A vibe. A weird little corner of the cannabis world that doesn’t care if you like it or not.
Grow it if you’ve got the guts. Smoke it if you’ve got the time. And don’t say I didn’t warn you.