ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Shark Bite Seeds. Just the name makes you pause, right? Sounds like something you’d find in a dusty tackle box or maybe a sketchy back alley dispensary in Venice Beach. But nah—these are cannabis seeds. And they bite. Not literally, obviously, but the high? It’s got teeth.
I’ve grown these suckers once. Indoors. Tent setup, nothing fancy. They’re short, stocky little beasts—like they’ve got something to prove. Leaves thick and dark, almost blue-green under the right light. Smelled like a mix between overripe fruit and something… sharp. Not citrus. More like… if mangoes had claws.
Genetically? It’s a cross between Great White Shark and Face Off OG. So yeah, it’s got that heavy indica lean. Couch-lock territory. But not the kind that makes you feel like a melted candle. More like—your body’s a boulder, but your brain’s still skipping stones. Weird combo, but it works. Sometimes.
Yield’s decent. Not massive. But the buds? Dense as hell. Sticky too. Like, roll a joint and your fingers are gonna smell like Shark Bite for hours. Which isn’t a bad thing, unless you’ve got a meeting or a nosy neighbor.
Smoke it and you’ll know. First hit’s smooth, deceptively so. Then it creeps. Five minutes later, you’re staring at the wall wondering if the paint’s always been that color. It’s a slow ambush. Not a punch—more like a python wrapping around your spine, gently, until you’re too relaxed to care.
Medical folks say it’s good for pain, insomnia, anxiety. I don’t know. I just know it shuts my brain up when it won’t stop spinning. That’s worth something.
Oh—and it’s not for beginners. I mean, you could try, but don’t blame the seeds when you end up horizontal, watching ceiling fan shadows like they’re ancient omens. Respect the bite.
Would I grow it again? Maybe. Depends on the season. Depends on my mood. Depends on whether I want to feel like I’ve been hugged by a bear made of velvet and thunder.
Anyway. Shark Bite. It’s not subtle. It’s not polite. But damn—it’s real.