Buy SFV OG Seeds — 2025 Harvest 🌱
SFV OG seeds. You either know 'em or you don’t. And if you don’t—well, buckle up, because this strain doesn’t play nice. Born in the San Fernando Valley (hence the name, genius), this is straight-up West Coast fire. Not some watered-down hybrid with a cute name and no punch. Nah. SFV OG is piney, lemony, gassy as hell—and when it hits, it hits like a truck full of bricks and bad decisions.
I’ve grown it. Smoked it. Watched friends melt into couches after two hits and a shrug. The high? Creeps up like a slow wave, then boom—your brain’s floating somewhere above your skull, and your body’s like, “Cool, I’ll just stay here.” It’s not for beginners. Or maybe it is, if you’re trying to scare someone straight. Either way, it’s not subtle. It doesn’t whisper. It shouts.
The seeds themselves? Kinda picky. Not the easiest to grow, but not diva-level either. You treat them right—good soil, decent airflow, don’t drown the damn things—and they’ll reward you. Dense buds, sticky as sin, and that smell. God. Like someone sprayed lemon Pledge on a diesel engine. You’ll know it when you smell it. And your neighbors will too.
Indoor, outdoor—doesn’t matter much. Though, honestly, if you’ve got the space and the sun, let her stretch. She likes to breathe. Just be ready for the stink. This isn’t a stealth strain. It announces itself. Loudly. Like a drunk uncle at a wedding.
Medical users swear by it for pain, anxiety, insomnia—though I think it’s just a damn good excuse to get wrecked and call it therapy. Which, hey, no judgment. We all cope how we cope.
One thing I’ll say—don’t expect consistency from seed to seed unless you’re getting them from a legit breeder. There’s a lot of knockoff SFV OG floating around. Some of it’s trash. Some of it’s okay. But the real deal? It’s got that unmistakable kick. Like biting into a lemon dipped in gasoline. If that sounds gross, maybe this isn’t your strain.
But if you’re into heavy-hitting indicas with a flavor that punches you in the teeth and a high that melts your spine—SFV OG is your girl. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.