ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Queso Perro. The name alone makes you pause—cheese dog? What the hell? But if you’ve ever cracked open a jar of this stuff, or better yet, lit up a bowl, you’d get it. It’s funky. Like, basement funk. Like someone left a grilled cheese sandwich in a gym bag for a week and then sprayed it with lemon cleaner. Sounds awful. Smells amazing. Somehow.
This strain—born from UK Cheese and Stardawg—isn’t trying to be polite. It’s loud. It’s weird. It’s got that sour, creamy, almost foot-like stank that real heads chase. Not for the faint of nose. But that’s part of the charm, right? You don’t grow Queso Perro to impress your aunt at Thanksgiving. You grow it because you want something with attitude. Something that bites back.
Growing it? Not exactly beginner-friendly. It’s got a bit of a wild streak—stretchy, unpredictable, sometimes moody. Like a teenager with a vape pen and a bad haircut. But if you treat it right, give it room to breathe, it’ll reward you with dense, greasy buds that look like they’ve been rolled in powdered sugar and regret. Trichomes for days. Sticky as hell.
And the high? Oh man. It hits fast. Like, you’re mid-sentence and suddenly you forget what a sentence is. Euphoric, spacey, but with this weird underlying clarity. You’re stoned, sure, but also kind of… alert? Like your brain’s floating above your body, watching you try to remember where you put your phone. Again.
I’ve had batches that leaned more cheesy, others that went full-on fuel. Depends on the phenotype, the grow, the moon phase—who knows. That’s part of the fun. You never get the exact same Queso Perro twice. It’s like dating someone with a different accent every week. Familiar, but not.
Medical folks say it’s good for stress, depression, appetite. I say it’s good for sitting on your porch at 2am, wrapped in a hoodie, listening to the wind and thinking about that one time in 8th grade you peed your pants a little during dodgeball. It’s introspective. But also dumb. In the best way.
Seeds aren’t always easy to find—small-batch breeders mostly, sometimes popping up in shady forums or whispered about in Discord chats. If you see them, grab them. Don’t wait. Don’t overthink. Just do it. Worst case, you end up with a plant that smells like a raccoon’s lunchbox. Best case? You find your new favorite weirdo strain.
Queso Perro isn’t for everyone. But if you like your cannabis with a side of chaos and a nose full of funk, welcome to the party. Bring snacks. You’re gonna need them.