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Ever cracked open a jar of Purple Pie and just stood there, stunned? That smell—sweet, tart, like berries smashed into a vanilla-drenched pie crust, with this weird undercurrent of earth and something almost… metallic? It’s not subtle. It grabs your face and says, “You’re gonna remember me.” And if you’re growing from seed? Buckle up.
Purple Pie seeds aren’t for the lazy. They’re not impossible, but they’ve got attitude. Like, you can’t just toss them in dirt and hope for the best. These girls want attention. Moisture’s gotta be dialed in, temps steady, and don’t even think about skipping the cal-mag. They’ll punish you. But when they bloom—damn. Deep purple nugs, frosty like they’ve been dipped in sugar, and dense enough to make your grinder cry.
Genetics? It’s a mash-up. Grape Stomper x Cherry Pie, usually, though some breeders tweak it. You’ll get phenos that lean heavy into the grape, others that scream diesel. It’s a bit of a roulette wheel, but that’s half the fun. You want predictable? Grow tomatoes.
Now the high—hoo boy. It hits fast. Like, one minute you’re fine, next minute you’re staring at your hand wondering if it’s always looked like that. It’s not couch-lock, not exactly. More like your brain goes sideways and your body forgets how to be tense. Great for late-night nonsense or just zoning out to music that makes no sense sober. Don’t smoke it before work unless your job is “nap tester.”
People talk about terps like they’re wine sommeliers now, which is hilarious and also kinda true. Purple Pie’s terp profile is wild—linalool, limonene, a touch of caryophyllene. Smells like dessert, hits like a freight train. And the taste? Like someone baked a fruit pie in a pine forest and lit it on fire. In a good way.
I’ve seen folks baby these seeds like they’re raising dragons. LED setups, hydroponics, nutrient schedules that look like NASA flight plans. But I’ve also seen them tossed in a backyard grow and still come out looking like royalty. It’s a weird strain like that—temperamental but forgiving, if that makes any sense.
And yeah, it’s pretty. Instagram bait. Those deep purples and orange hairs, the way the trichomes catch the light—people lose their minds over it. But it’s not just a looker. This stuff’s got teeth. Medicinal users swear by it for anxiety, pain, insomnia. I don’t know about all that. I just know it makes me feel like I’m floating in a warm bath made of jam.
Would I recommend growing it? Depends. If you’re new, maybe start with something less moody. But if you’ve got a few runs under your belt and want something that’ll challenge you a bit—yeah. Go for it. Just don’t half-ass it. Purple Pie knows when you’re phoning it in. And she doesn’t like that.
Anyway. That’s my take. Take it or leave it. But if you do grow it—save me a nug, yeah?