ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Pink Tuna seeds. Yeah, they sound like a sushi roll, but don’t let the name fool you—this strain hits like a freight train wrapped in velvet. It’s one of those rare hybrids that doesn’t just lean indica—it slumps into it, like a tired old man in a recliner after Thanksgiving dinner. Heavy. Funky. Beautifully weird.
First time I cracked open a jar of Pink Tuna, the smell punched me in the sinuses. Not floral. Not fruity. More like… diesel-soaked socks left in a cedar box. It’s that kind of stank that makes you pause, then grin. You know it’s gonna be good. The buds? Dense little green grenades with pinkish hairs that look like they’ve been dipped in powdered sugar. Sticky as hell. You’ll need a grinder unless you want your fingers glued together.
Now, growing these seeds—tricky. Not beginner-friendly. They’re finicky, like a cat that only drinks from the bathroom sink. Indoors is your best bet unless you live somewhere with the perfect climate and zero nosy neighbors. They’re short, squat plants, bushy as a hedge, and they don’t like being messed with too much. But if you treat them right? Oh man. The payoff’s ridiculous.
High-wise, it’s a slow creeper. You’ll think you’re fine, maybe even disappointed at first. Then—bam. Your limbs get heavy, thoughts start melting into each other, and suddenly you’re staring at the ceiling wondering if clouds have feelings. It’s not a party strain. It’s a couch-lock, cancel-your-plans, eat-an-entire-pizza-alone kind of vibe. Great for pain, insomnia, or just checking out of the world for a few hours.
Medical folks swear by it. Chronic pain, anxiety, PTSD—Pink Tuna doesn’t ask questions, it just wraps you up and shuts the noise off. But recreational users? They love it too. There’s something about the way it balances that deep body stone with a dreamy, almost psychedelic headspace. Like floating in a warm bath while your brain plays jazz.
But don’t overdo it. Seriously. This stuff can knock you sideways if you’re not careful. I’ve seen seasoned smokers take one hit too many and just… vanish into the couch. Eyes open, but gone. Like their soul took a smoke break.
Anyway—if you can get your hands on legit Pink Tuna seeds, do it. Grow them if you’ve got the patience. Smoke it if you’ve got the time. Just don’t expect to be productive. Or coherent. Or vertical.
And yeah, the name’s still dumb. But the weed? Damn near sacred.