ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Pink Guava Seeds. Sounds like a smoothie ingredient, right? But nah—these aren’t for your breakfast bowl. We’re talking cannabis here. A strain that’s got a name sweet enough to fool your grandma, but hits like a freight train dipped in fruit punch. It’s a trip. A weird, sticky, tropical trip.
I first heard about it from this dude in Humboldt who swore it “tastes like a guava got high and made out with a diesel truck.” Which—okay. Not the most scientific description, but it stuck. And he wasn’t wrong. There’s this funky, almost fermented fruit tang on the inhale, then boom—earthy, gassy, deep. Like your tongue just got mugged in an alley behind a fruit stand.
Growing it? That’s a whole different beast. These seeds aren’t for lazy growers. They’re finicky. Temperamental. Like a cat that only drinks from the faucet and hates your face. But if you dial it in—if you really give a damn—it rewards you. Dense buds. Loud as hell. Pinkish hues sometimes, depending on the pheno. And the smell? You’ll need a carbon filter the size of a jet engine. No joke.
Some folks say it leans indica. Others argue it’s a hybrid with sativa leanings. Honestly, I think it just does what it wants. One batch had me giggling at a ceiling fan for 20 minutes. Another one knocked me out mid-sentence. Could be the cure for boredom. Could be the reason you forget your own name. Depends on the day.
Medicinally? Maybe. People toss around words like “anxiolytic” and “anti-inflammatory” like they’ve got a PhD in stoner science. I don’t know. I just know it made my knees stop hurting and my brain stop yelling. That’s enough for me.
Oh—and the seeds themselves? Hard to find. Not unicorn-tier rare, but close. You see ‘em, grab ‘em. Don’t overthink it. Don’t wait. They’ll vanish faster than a dab rig at a house party. And don’t get scammed—there’s knockoffs floating around. If it doesn’t reek like fermented Skittles and gasoline, it ain’t the real deal.
Would I grow it again? Hell yes. Would I recommend it to a beginner? Hell no. Unless you like heartbreak and spider mites. But if you’re ready for a challenge—and you’ve got the patience of a monk on mushrooms—Pink Guava might just be your new obsession.
Or your downfall. Hard to say.