ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Ever cracked open a jar of Pineapple Cake seeds? No? Then you haven’t smelled joy. It’s this weird, sticky-sweet funk—like someone dropped a tropical fruit salad in a bakery dumpster, and somehow it aged into perfection. These seeds don’t mess around. They’re not for the “I just want a light buzz and a nap” crowd. No. These are for people who want to taste sunshine and then forget what time is.
I grew them once. Backyard, mid-June, soil barely prepped. Didn’t even think they’d pop. But they did. Fast. Aggressive little bastards. Shot up like they had somewhere to be. The leaves—jagged, wide, almost arrogant. And the smell started early. Not just pineapple. More like pineapple got drunk with vanilla and they invited diesel to the party. It lingered. Neighbors noticed. I lied. Said it was a new kind of tomato.
The high? Oh man. It’s like your brain gets wrapped in a warm, golden blanket, but someone’s whispering jokes in your ear the whole time. Euphoric, but not stupid. You can still talk to your mom on the phone. Maybe. Depends how much you smoked. I wouldn’t recommend a blunt to the face unless you’ve got nowhere to be and snacks within reach. It hits fast, then just keeps climbing. No ceiling. Just vibes.
Genetically, it’s a hybrid—leaning sativa, but with enough indica to keep you from floating off the planet. Some say it’s a cross between Pineapple OG and Cookie Dough or something like that. Honestly, I don’t care. It works. It’s delicious. It makes music sound like it’s being played just for you. And the comedown? Gentle. Like someone slowly turning down the lights in a cozy room.
Growing it’s not hard if you’ve got patience and decent airflow. Mold can be a bitch if you’re lazy. Keep the humidity in check. Feed it well. Talk to it. Or don’t. It’ll grow anyway. Just maybe not as pretty. The buds come out dense—like little green rocks dipped in sugar. Trichomes for days. You’ll want to stare at them under a light. You’ll want to show your friends. You’ll probably forget what you were doing halfway through trimming.
Is it for everyone? No. Some folks want mellow. This ain’t mellow. This is “let’s paint the garage at 2am” energy. This is “I just wrote a screenplay in my head and forgot it” kind of weed. It’s not subtle. But damn, it’s fun.
If you can get your hands on Pineapple Cake seeds—do it. Plant them. Love them. Or don’t. They’ll still grow. They’ve got that kind of stubborn magic.