ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Pennywise Seeds. Sounds like a joke, right? Like some twisted clown strain that’s gonna sneak up on you and whisper riddles in your ear. But no—this is serious weed. A real-deal, high-CBD, low-THC hybrid that doesn’t mess around. Unless you count messing around with anxiety, pain, and the general bullshit of modern life. Then yeah, it messes around a lot. In a good way.
So here’s the deal: Pennywise is a cross between Harlequin and Jack the Ripper. Which, if you know your cannabis lineage, is kind of like breeding a Buddhist monk with a punk rock assassin. Harlequin brings the calm, the balance, the “I can still function in public” vibe. Jack the Ripper? That’s where the edge comes in. The citrusy, slightly chaotic, cerebral twist. Together? They make something weirdly beautiful. Like a lullaby sung through a megaphone.
These seeds—feminized, mostly—grow into short, stocky plants. Bushy little beasts. You don’t need a damn greenhouse or a PhD in horticulture. Just some patience, a decent light setup, and maybe a playlist that doesn’t suck. Flowering time? Around 8-10 weeks. Not too long. Not instant gratification either. But worth it. God, it’s worth it.
The buds themselves? Sticky. Dense. Smell like a lemon got into a fistfight with a pepper grinder and lost. There’s this earthy undertone too—like wet bark or old books. It’s not for everyone. But if you’re into that kind of thing, it’s heaven. Smoke it and you won’t be flying through the cosmos. You’ll be grounded. Present. Like your brain finally took a deep breath after holding it for years.
Medical users swear by it. Chronic pain, PTSD, tremors, anxiety that makes your skin feel too tight—Pennywise doesn’t cure it, but it softens the edges. Makes life a little more livable. And it doesn’t leave you drooling on the couch or forgetting your own name. Which is nice.
Now, I’ve heard people say it’s boring. Too mellow. Not “fun” enough. And maybe they’re right—if your idea of fun is blasting off into the stratosphere and forgetting how doors work. But for those of us who just want to feel okay for a few hours? Pennywise is a goddamn miracle.
Grow it if you can. Smoke it if you find it. Respect it. This isn’t party weed. It’s survival weed. And sometimes, that’s exactly what you need.