ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Okay, so Ninja Fruit Seeds—where do I even start? These little bastards are sneaky. Like, you pop them in the soil thinking, “Cool, another hybrid,” and then boom—weeks later, you’ve got this vibrant, almost-too-pretty-to-smoke plant staring back at you like it knows something you don’t. It’s got that purple-tinged, sugar-dusted look that makes you double take. And the smell? Somewhere between a fruit stand in July and a rave in the woods. Sweet, but with this weird electric tang that makes your nose twitch.
Genetically, it’s a cross between Grapefruit Haze and Grape Ape—so yeah, fruity as hell, but with that sneaky sativa kick that hits you sideways. You think you’re chilling, and then suddenly you’re reorganizing your garage at 2am. Not that I’m complaining. Sometimes that’s exactly what I need. A little chaos. A little clarity. Both at once.
The grow? Not for total rookies. It’s not rocket science, but it’s not lazy either. She stretches—tall, lanky, like she’s reaching for something just out of reach. You’ll need to train her, maybe top her once or twice, or she’ll get cocky and start shading out her own lower buds. Don’t let her do that. Keep her humble.
Flowering time’s decent. 8 to 10 weeks, give or take. Depends on your setup, your patience, your luck. Some phenos lean more into the haze—spicy, energetic, a little jittery. Others? Straight-up grape candy couch glue. It’s a gamble. But a fun one.
And the high—man, it’s a trip. First it tickles your brain, like someone cracked open a window in your skull and let the breeze in. Then it settles in your chest, warm and buzzy, like a hug from someone you don’t trust but kinda love anyway. It’s not a clear-headed high. It’s not a body melt either. It’s both. Neither. Something in between. You’ll see.
I’ve had friends say it’s their “creative strain.” I’ve had others say it made them paranoid as hell. Depends who you are, what demons you brought to the session. Me? I like it when I want to feel weird in a good way. Like—slightly out of sync with the world, but still dancing to the beat.
Oh, and the yield? Respectable. Not massive, not stingy. Just . . . fair. Like it knows what it’s worth and doesn’t feel the need to prove anything. You’ll get enough to share, if you’re feeling generous. Or not. Your call.
Anyway, Ninja Fruit. It’s not for everyone. But if you’re into strains that don’t play by the rules—ones that flirt with you, mess with your head a little, then leave you grinning at the ceiling—yeah. You might wanna give it a go.
Just don’t underestimate it. It’s called Ninja for a reason.