ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Night Nurse seeds. Just saying the name feels like a whisper in the dark—low, slow, a little dangerous. These are indica-heavy, no-nonsense cannabis seeds bred for one thing: shut-eye. Not the gentle kind either. The kind that grabs you by the collar and says, “Enough. You’re done for today.”
I’ve grown them. Smoked them. Watched friends melt into couches like they were made of butter and regret. This isn’t your daytime, let’s-go-hike-and-giggle strain. No. Night Nurse is for the broken, the sleepless, the ones whose brains won’t shut the hell up at 3 a.m. It’s medicine disguised as a plant. Or maybe the other way around.
The genetics? Bit of a Frankenstein. BC Hash Plant, Harmony, and something else I can’t remember—probably because Night Nurse erased that part of my memory. It’s got that earthy, herbal funk. Not sweet. Not fruity. Just… dank. Like a forest floor after rain, if the forest was also a pharmacy.
Growing it’s not rocket science, but it’s not idiot-proof either. Medium height, bushy as hell. Loves a dry climate. Mold hates it, which is good, because mold is the devil. Flowering time? Around 8 weeks. Maybe 9 if you’re lazy or forgetful. Yields are solid—not massive—but the quality makes up for it. You’re not growing this to impress your Instagram followers. You’re growing it to sleep. Or to help someone else sleep. Or to shut off the screaming static in your head for a few blessed hours.
And the high? Jesus. It doesn’t creep. It pounces. One minute you’re upright, scrolling your phone, thinking maybe you’ll do some laundry. Next minute you’re horizontal, staring at the ceiling, wondering if you’ll ever move again. Spoiler: you won’t. Not for a while. Pain? Gone. Anxiety? Muted. Thoughts? What thoughts?
It’s not for everyone. Some folks hate being that sedated. They want their weed to be social, energetic, creative. Night Nurse doesn’t care about your art project. It wants you to shut up and go to bed. And honestly, maybe that’s what you need.
Seeds can be hard to find. Not rare exactly, but not sitting on every shelf either. When you see them, grab them. Store them like treasure. Because when the insomnia hits, when your back feels like it’s made of knives, when nothing else works—Night Nurse does.
I’ve seen it knock out grown men mid-sentence. I’ve seen it turn panic attacks into naps. It’s not subtle. It’s not elegant. But it works. And sometimes, that’s all that matters.