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Mendo Breath seeds. Man, where do I even start?
This isn’t your average backyard bud. These beans—bred from OGKB (that’s OG Kush Breath, for the uninitiated) and Mendo Montage—carry some serious weight. Not just in THC (though yeah, they’ll knock you sideways if you’re not ready), but in vibe. In presence. You crack open a jar of cured Mendo and it’s like the forest punched you in the face with vanilla and earth and something sticky-sweet you can’t quite name. Like caramelized pine sap? I dunno. It’s weird. It’s good.
Growing them? A little finicky, not gonna lie. These aren’t plug-and-play autoflowers. They want attention. They want airflow. They want you to care. But if you do—if you really dial it in—they’ll reward you with dense, frosty colas that look like they’ve been rolled in powdered sugar and secrets. Indoors, they stay squat and bushy, like they’re trying to hide something. Outdoors? They stretch a bit more, but still keep that tight, indica-dominant stature. You’ll need to watch for mold if you’re in a humid spot. These girls are thick.
And the high? Jesus. It’s not a get-up-and-go strain. Don’t smoke this before brunch unless you plan to melt into your eggs. It’s heavy. Couch-lock city. But there’s this dreamy, floaty edge to it too—like your brain’s wrapped in a warm blanket and someone’s whispering jokes in your ear. Creative types might dig it for late-night weirdness. Or just, you know, zoning out to old cartoons. Whatever works.
I’ve seen people underestimate it. Big mistake. They take a fat rip thinking it’s just another kush cross, and fifteen minutes later they’re staring at their hands like they’ve never seen fingers before. It’s that kind of ride. Not scary, just… deep. Slow. Introspective, maybe. Or dumb. Depends who you are.
Seeds can be a little tricky to find sometimes. Not rare exactly, but not flooding the market either. And there’s a lot of knockoffs floating around—people slapping the Mendo Breath name on anything vaguely kushy. So yeah, source matters. Get them from a breeder with a backbone, or someone who at least knows what the hell they’re doing.
I’ve grown it twice. First time was a mess—overfed, overwatered, under-loved. Still got a few decent jars out of it, but nothing to write home about. Second run though? Dialed in the temps, gave her space, let her do her thing. Harvested late. Sticky as hell. Smelled like a bakery in a redwood grove. I swear it made my dog sleepy just being in the room.
Would I grow it again? Hell yes. But not for yield. Not for speed. For the vibe. For that slow, syrupy smoke that makes the world feel like it’s underwater and okay with it.
Anyway. Mendo Breath. It’s not for everyone. But if you’re into the heavy, the weird, the sticky-sweet… it might be for you.