ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Okay, so—Lumpy Space Princess Seeds. Yeah, they’re real. Not just some Adventure Time joke turned into a stoner meme (though, let’s be honest, that’s part of the charm). These cannabis seeds are loud. Like, attitude-loud. You grow this strain, you’re not just growing weed—you’re growing a whole damn personality.
First off, the name. Lumpy Space Princess? It’s ridiculous. It’s perfect. It tells you everything and nothing. You’re either into it or you’re not, and if you’re not, maybe you’re the problem. This isn’t your grandpa’s sleepy indica or some sterile lab-bred hybrid with a name like “XJ-13.” This one’s got sass. Funk. A weird, fruity punch that hits your nose like a glitter bomb soaked in diesel. Sweet, then sharp. Then weirdly comforting. Like bubblegum and burnt rubber had a baby and raised it on cartoons and rebellion.
I’ve grown it once. Maybe twice. The buds came out chunky, like they were flexing. Purple streaks, sticky as hell, smelled like a candy store that caught fire. Not the easiest plant to raise—she’s moody. Needs attention. But when she’s happy? Damn. She gives back. Yields aren’t massive, but they’re respectable. Quality over quantity, you know?
And the high? Oh man. It’s a rollercoaster. Starts with this buzzy, giggly head rush—like you just remembered something hilarious from middle school. Then it melts into this warm, floaty body vibe. Not couch-lock, not quite. More like… you’re a balloon. A sassy, purple balloon with zero responsibilities. Creative types love it. Or people who just want to forget their boss exists for a couple hours. I’ve written some of my weirdest, most honest stuff on this strain. Also cried at a dog food commercial once. So yeah. It’s got range.
People ask if it’s sativa or indica. I say yes. It’s both. It’s neither. It’s Lumpy. Stop trying to label everything. Just smoke it and feel weird for a bit. Let your brain do somersaults. Let your spine hum. Let your inner drama queen out to play.
Oh—and don’t expect it to be everywhere. These seeds aren’t flooding the market. You gotta know a guy, or get lucky online. Sometimes they pop up in those sketchy seed banks with pixelated logos and broken English. Sometimes a friend just hands you a nug and says “this is that LSP.” And you believe them. Because you can taste it. You can feel it. It’s unmistakable.
So yeah. Lumpy Space Princess Seeds. Weird name, weirder weed. But if you’re into strains with personality—like actual, chaotic, glitter-covered personality—this one’s worth hunting down. Just don’t expect it to behave. She’s lumpy. She’s loud. She’s royalty, baby.