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Lemon Dosidos seeds—man, where do you even start with these little beasts? They’re not just another hybrid tossed into the mix. They’ve got this weird, punchy citrus funk that hits your nose before you even crack the jar. Like someone zested a lemon straight into a cookie jar full of diesel fumes. It’s wild. And the high? Sticky, slow, and then suddenly—bam—you’re on the moon, staring at your hands like they’re new. Or maybe that’s just me.
Genetically, it’s Dosidos crossed with Lemon Tree, which sounds innocent enough until you realize both parents are heavy hitters. Dosidos brings that classic OG Kush body melt, while Lemon Tree throws in this sharp, almost electric sativa edge. Together? It’s like your brain is being massaged and tasered at the same time. Weird combo, but it works. Mostly.
Growing them? Not for the lazy. These girls stretch if you let them, but they’re also picky—like, moody teenager picky. One day they’re thriving, next day they’re drooping like they just got dumped. You gotta watch them close. But if you dial it in? Sticky, frosty colas that reek of lemon cleaner and skunky sugar. Yields aren’t massive, but the quality? Chef’s kiss. No joke.
Smoke report? Okay. First hit—bright, almost fizzy. Like Sprite, but if Sprite had a criminal record. Then it settles into this slow, creeping warmth that wraps around your spine and doesn’t let go. You’re not couch-locked exactly, but you’re definitely not going anywhere fast. Good for zoning out, deep talks, or just staring at your ceiling fan for an hour. Not great for errands. Or math.
I’ve had friends say it’s too strong. I’ve had others say it’s the only thing that cuts through their anxiety without making them feel like a zombie. Me? I think it’s a mood strain. Some days it’s perfect. Other days it’s like, “Why did I do this to myself?” Depends on your headspace. And maybe what you ate for breakfast.
One weird thing—some phenos lean hard into the lemon, almost like Lemon Haze. Others are more earthy, nutty, like the Dosidos took over. It’s a bit of a grab bag unless you’re running clones. But that’s part of the fun, right? Chasing that perfect cut. That one plant that smells like lemon meringue pie and hits like a freight train.
Would I grow it again? Yeah. Would I recommend it to a newbie? Hell no. It’s temperamental, it’s loud, it’s got attitude. But if you’re into that kind of thing—if you like your weed with a little drama—Lemon Dosidos might just be your new favorite problem child.