ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Lemon Alien Dawg seeds. Just saying the name feels like a trip. Like some intergalactic citrus beast crash-landed in your backyard and decided to grow roots. This strain—it’s not subtle. It’s loud, weird, sticky as hell, and smells like someone zested a lemon over a diesel engine. You either love it or you leave the room.
First time I grew it? Disaster. Overwatered, underloved, forgot to pH the soil. Still—still—it pushed through. Like it wanted to live. Like it had something to prove. The buds came out looking like frosted green grenades, dense and mean, with these little orange hairs curling out like antennae. Alien, yeah. Dawg? Absolutely. It’s got that funky, earthy, skunky backbone that hits you in the sinuses and makes your eyes water a bit. Not for the faint of nose.
Genetically, it’s a cross between Alien Dawg and Lemon Kush. But honestly, who cares? It smokes like a dream dipped in gasoline. First hit, you’re giggling. Third hit, you’re in a different zip code. Body high creeps in slow, like warm honey poured down your spine. Brain gets floaty. Time? Irrelevant. You’ll forget what you were saying mid-sentence and not even care. It’s that kind of high. Not couch lock exactly—more like couch flirtation. You might get up. You might not.
Growing it indoors is manageable, if you’re not a total rookie. Likes a little space to stretch, but not too much. Keep the temps steady, don’t overfeed, and for god’s sake, give it some airflow. Mold will ruin your life. Outdoors? Even better, if you’ve got the climate. It’s not a diva, but it doesn’t like being ignored either. Treat it right, and it’ll reward you with fat, resin-dripping colas that reek of lemon cleaner and regret.
People talk about “bag appeal” like it’s a beauty contest. Lemon Alien Dawg doesn’t care about that. It’s not trying to be pretty. It’s trying to melt your face off. And it might. I’ve seen seasoned smokers tap out halfway through a joint. No shame in that. This isn’t your grandma’s weed. Unless your grandma was a biker witch from another dimension. In which case—respect.
Would I recommend it? Yeah. To the right person. Someone who wants to feel something. Someone who’s not afraid of a little chaos. It’s not a daily driver. It’s a weekend wrecker. A “let’s see what happens” kind of strain. And sometimes, that’s exactly what you need.
Just don’t smoke it before a job interview. Or a funeral. Or anything that requires linear thought. Trust me.