ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Lem Chem. Sounds like a cleaning product, right? But nah—this one’s for your head, not your countertops. It’s a cannabis strain, a wild little hybrid born from Lemon Larry and Chemdawg. That’s citrus and diesel, colliding like two drunk uncles at a family BBQ. The seeds? They’re like tiny grenades. Plant one, and boom—weeks later, you’ve got a bush that smells like someone spilled gasoline in a lemon grove. Not subtle. Not polite. But damn, it hits.
I’ve grown it. Twice. First time was a disaster—overwatered the hell out of it, leaves drooped like they’d given up on life. Second time? Nailed it. The buds came out dense, sticky, loud. Like, “you can smell this from the hallway” loud. My neighbor asked if I was painting cars in my living room. I just smiled. Let him wonder.
Smoking Lem Chem is like licking a battery after biting into a lemon tart. Sharp. Electric. It doesn’t creep, it pounces. You’re mid-sentence and then—wait, what were we talking about? It’s not couch-lock weed, though. More like “let’s clean the garage at 2am” energy. But with a weird, floaty headspace that makes you question if the garage even exists. It’s fun. It’s weird. It’s not for beginners.
The seeds themselves? Feminized, usually. Which is a blessing because nobody wants to waste three months on a plant that turns out to be a dude. You want flowers, not pollen bombs. Lem Chem grows bushy, kinda squat, like it’s trying to stay low-key—but then it throws out these neon green buds with orange hairs that look like they’re on fire. Trichomes everywhere. Like it snowed sugar.
People talk about “terps” like they’re sommeliers or something. With Lem Chem, it’s simple: lemon, fuel, maybe a little pine if you squint your nose. It’s not delicate. It’s not refined. It’s a punch in the face with a citrus-soaked rag. And I mean that in the best way.
Would I recommend it? Yeah, if you’ve got the patience and don’t mind your grow tent smelling like a mechanic’s lunchbox. It’s not the easiest strain to tame—gets moody with nutrients, stretches weird during flower. But if you treat it right, it’ll reward you. Big time.
Anyway, if you’re looking for something mellow, soft, gentle—go grow lavender. Lem Chem’s for the chaos lovers. The ones who want their weed to slap them awake, not tuck them in. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.