ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
LA Kookies Seeds. Man. Where do I even start?
This strain—this weird, sticky little miracle—comes outta the West Coast like it’s got something to prove. And maybe it does. Maybe it doesn’t. Either way, it doesn’t care. LA Kookies is the kind of seed that whispers sweet nothings to your grow tent, then kicks the door down with a terp profile that smells like a bakery got high and forgot to turn off the oven. Sweet, earthy, with that weird minty funk that makes you go, “Wait, what the hell is that?”
Genetically? It’s got that Girl Scout Cookies backbone—obviously—but with a little LA twist. Something heavier. Denser. Like it’s been sunbathing in smog and attitude. You pop these seeds and you’re not just growing weed—you’re raising little green rebels. Compact plants, thick nugs, trichomes like powdered sugar on a donut. But not a clean donut. A donut you found in the backseat of a lowrider.
Growing it? Not for the faint of heart. She’s temperamental. Moody. One day she’s thriving, next day she’s throwing a fit over humidity like a diva in a dressing room. But if you treat her right—give her love, space, maybe a little music—she’ll reward you with buds that look like they were rolled in diamonds and dipped in attitude.
And the high? Jesus. It creeps. Starts in the temples, like a whisper, then slides down your spine like warm syrup. You think you’re fine. You’re not. Suddenly, you’re melting into the couch, laughing at nothing, forgetting what you were even talking about. It’s not a punch—it’s a velvet hammer. Soft, but devastating.
Honestly, I don’t even know if I like it. Some days I love it. Other days it’s too much. Too loud. Too LA. But that’s kind of the point, right? It’s not supposed to be polite. It’s supposed to be bold. Flashy. A little rude.
If you’re looking for something easy, predictable, chill—go grow some Blue Dream and call it a day. But if you want something with teeth, something that might bite back if you’re not careful? LA Kookies. She’s waiting.