ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
LA Chocolat seeds. Damn. Where do I even start with these little monsters?
First off—this isn’t your average backyard bud. LA Chocolat is like that friend who shows up late, high as hell, wearing a velvet jacket and quoting Bukowski. It’s a cross between LA Confidential and Chocolope, which already tells you it’s not here to play nice. Heavy indica vibes with a cerebral twist that sneaks up behind you and whispers, “Hey… maybe don’t go to work today.”
The seeds themselves? Chunky, dark, almost mean-looking. Like they know what they’re gonna become. Growers love them because they’re not too fussy—resilient, sturdy, not prone to drama. But they do want attention. Not the clingy kind, more like, “Give me the right light and I’ll give you something to write home about.”
Smell-wise, it’s weird. In a good way. Earthy, yeah, but with this sweet, almost coffee-like undertone that makes you stop and go, “Wait—what the hell is that?” Like someone melted a chocolate bar in a pine forest. And then lit it on fire. It’s not subtle. It doesn’t want to be.
Smoking it? Oh man. First hit and you’re like, “Okay, smooth, I can handle this.” Two more and suddenly your brain’s doing somersaults and you’re deeply invested in the texture of your couch cushions. It’s got that body melt without the couchlock—unless you overdo it, which, let’s be honest, you probably will. I did. Twice.
Yields are decent. Not massive, not stingy. Somewhere in that sweet spot where you feel like you earned it. Indoor growers get a bit more control—tight buds, frosty as hell, like they’ve been dipped in powdered sugar. Outdoors? Riskier, but if you’ve got the climate, she’ll reward you.
Medicinally? People say it’s good for pain, stress, insomnia. I say it’s good for forgetting your ex and watching cartoons for six hours straight. Tomato, tomahto.
One weird thing—some phenos lean more Chocolope, others more LA Confidential. So you might get a batch that’s more heady, or one that just knocks you flat. It’s a bit of a gamble. But honestly, that’s part of the fun. Like spinning a wheel and hoping it lands on “bliss.”
Would I grow it again? Hell yes. Would I recommend it to a newbie? Maybe not. It’s not difficult, but it’s got attitude. Like a cat that lets you pet it, then bites you for no reason. But you still love it. Because it’s yours.
Anyway. LA Chocolat. It’s not for everyone. But if you’re into rich, weird, complex strains that hit like a velvet hammer—this one’s worth your time.