ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Jock Horror seeds. Just the name makes you smirk a little, right? Sounds like a B-movie slasher flick from the ’80s—but no, it’s weed. And not just any weed. This stuff’s got a reputation. A wild, electric, slightly chaotic reputation. Like, you smoke it and suddenly you’re reorganizing your entire garage at 2 a.m. while listening to old Beastie Boys records. That kind of high.
These seeds come from Nirvana Seeds, which—yeah, okay, sounds like a stoner cliché—but they’ve been around. They know what they’re doing. Jock Horror is their twist on the classic Jack Herer line, but with a little more attitude. A little more punch. Sativa-dominant, sure, but it doesn’t just lift you—it launches you. Like, “I was just gonna take a few hits before cleaning the kitchen and now I’m writing a screenplay about time-traveling raccoons” kind of launch.
Growing it? Not for the lazy. Or maybe it is, if you’re into letting plants do their own thing. It stretches. It sprawls. It’s like that one friend who crashes on your couch for a weekend and ends up staying for a month—but you don’t mind because they’re hilarious and bring good snacks. Indoors or out, it’ll thrive if you give it space and don’t baby it too much. Smells loud, too. Like, “your neighbor’s gonna know” loud. Sweet, skunky, citrusy—like someone spilled orange soda in a pine forest and then lit it on fire. In a good way.
The buds? Frosty. Sticky. Kind of like they’ve been rolled in sugar and secrets. Not the densest nugs you’ve ever seen, but they’ve got character. And the high—man, the high. It hits fast. Cerebral. Euphoric. Sometimes borderline psychedelic if you overdo it. Not couchlock weed. This is “let’s build a treehouse” weed. Or “let’s talk about the universe for four hours and then forget what we were saying” weed.
I’ve had friends say it makes them giggly. Others get hyper-focused. Me? I once cleaned my entire apartment top to bottom, alphabetized my vinyl collection, and then cried at a documentary about sea turtles. So, yeah. It’s a ride.
Medical users mess with it too—mostly for mood stuff. Depression, fatigue, that foggy “meh” feeling. It slices through that like a hot knife through butter. But if you’re prone to anxiety, maybe take it slow. It’s not gentle. It’s not trying to be.
Bottom line? Jock Horror isn’t for everyone. But if you like your weed with a little chaos, a little sparkle, and a whole lotta personality—it might just be your new favorite strain. Or your worst mistake. Either way, you won’t forget it.