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Humble Pie Seeds. Sounds like a joke, right? Like some backwoods strain your cousin grew behind the shed in ’98. But nah—this one’s real. And it hits different. Not just in the “wow, I’m high” way, but in that deep, slow-cooked, soul-hugging kind of way. Like something your grandma would bake if she was into terpenes and THC percentages instead of cinnamon and nutmeg.
This strain—born from Cherry Pie and Grandpa’s Breath—is sticky, moody, and weirdly elegant. You crack open a nug and it’s like someone lit a fruit stand on fire. Sweet, yeah, but with this burnt rubber funk that makes you pause. Makes you think. Makes you wonder what the hell you just smelled. And then you want more.
Growing it? Not for the faint-hearted. She’s temperamental. Like, “don’t touch me unless you know what you’re doing” kind of plant. Bushy as hell. Leaves everywhere. Needs space, needs love, needs someone who’s not gonna overwater her just because they’re nervous. But if you treat her right—damn. She’ll reward you with these dense, purple-flecked buds that look like they were dipped in powdered sugar and secrets.
And the high? It creeps. You’ll be halfway through a sentence and forget what language is. But not in a scary way. More like—your brain just decided to take a nap in a hammock somewhere warm. Body melts. Thoughts drift. You might cry. Or laugh. Or both. I don’t know, man. It’s that kind of strain.
Honestly, I didn’t expect much. The name threw me off. Humble Pie? Sounds like a dad joke. But this isn’t some novelty seed. It’s legit. Deep. Complex. A little mean, even. Like it knows it’s better than you and doesn’t care if you can handle it.
So yeah—if you’re looking for something safe, predictable, easy to grow in your closet next to your socks and your regrets? Skip it. But if you want a challenge, a flavor bomb, a full-body experience that might leave you questioning your life choices in the best way possible? Plant the damn seed.
Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.