ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Honey Badger Haze. Just saying the name feels like a dare. This isn’t your cousin’s sleepy-time indica or some watered-down hybrid that smells like a Bath & Body Works candle. No. This one bites. It’s sharp, wild, and a little rude — in the best way.
First off, the genetics are a bit of a mystery stew. Some say it’s a mix of Honey Badger OG and a Haze strain that got lost in the sauce somewhere in the late ’90s. Others swear it’s a secret breeder blend that came out of a garage in Humboldt. Who cares. What matters is what it does — and it does a lot.
Growing it? Not for the faint of heart. These seeds don’t baby you. They stretch like they’re reaching for god, and if you don’t train them, they’ll take over your whole damn tent. Tall, lanky, unpredictable. Like raising a teenager with a punk band. But if you ride the chaos, you’re rewarded with buds that smell like citrus peel, diesel fumes, and something almost… metallic? Hard to describe. Makes your nose twitch.
And the high — oh man. It’s not gentle. Comes in fast, like a slap, then lifts you right out of your chair. Cerebral, electric, sometimes borderline psychedelic. You’ll forget what you were saying mid-sentence and then laugh about it for ten minutes. Not ideal for grocery shopping. Great for painting, writing, talking to your plants, or just losing your mind in a good way for a few hours.
Yields? Medium-ish. Not a cash cropper’s dream, but you’re not growing this for weight. You’re growing it because you want something with teeth. Something that doesn’t play nice. People who grow Honey Badger Haze usually have a few scars — metaphorical or otherwise — and they wear them proud.
Oh, and the smell during flower? Forget stealth. This plant announces itself like a rock concert in a library. Filters, fans, prayers — you’ll need all of it. But damn if it isn’t worth it when you open that jar and the scent punches you in the face like a citrus-splashed freight train.
I’ve seen people underestimate it. They take a fat rip thinking it’s just another Haze cross. Ten minutes later they’re pacing the kitchen, talking about starting a kombucha business or moving to Portugal. It’s that kind of weed. Makes you dream big, even if you forget what you were dreaming about halfway through.
So yeah. Honey Badger Haze. It’s not polite. It’s not easy. But it’s real. And if you can handle it — if you want something that kicks back — then maybe, just maybe, this is your strain.