ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
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Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
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- ✅ Good customer service
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Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
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Head Cheese. Just the name alone makes people tilt their heads—either in curiosity or mild disgust. But don’t let the funky moniker fool you. These seeds? They grow into something wild. Something sticky, loud, and unapologetically weird. A hybrid born from the unholy marriage of 707 Headband and Cheese, this strain doesn’t whisper. It shouts. Sometimes it screams.
Growing it is a trip. Not the easiest plant to tame, honestly. It stretches—like, really stretches—if you’re not watching. Indoors, it’ll try to kiss the lights. Outdoors, it’ll flirt with the sky. But if you’ve got the patience (and a little bit of stubbornness), the payoff’s worth it. Dense, greasy buds that reek of sour funk and diesel. Like someone spilled gasoline in a cheese shop. It’s gross. It’s amazing.
And the high? Oh man. It hits sideways. Not a gentle climb, not a slow melt. More like—bam—your brain’s on a trampoline. First comes the head buzz, electric and jittery, like too much coffee on an empty stomach. Then the body catches up. Heavy, warm, a little dumb. You’ll forget what you were doing mid-sentence. You’ll laugh at nothing. You’ll stare at your cat for 30 minutes and feel like you had a conversation.
Medical users dig it for stress and pain, sure. But let’s be real—this isn’t some gentle bedtime strain. It’s for when you want to feel weird. For when you want to get lost in your own head and maybe come out the other side with a new idea or just a craving for nachos. It’s not for beginners. Or maybe it is, if you like chaos.
Smell-wise? Offensive. In the best way. People will know you’ve got it before you even open the jar. That sharp, sour, creamy funk—it lingers. It clings to your hoodie. It announces itself like a drunk uncle at a wedding. No subtlety here.
I’ve grown it twice. First time was a mess—overfed it, stressed it, got some weird foxtailing. Still smoked like a dream. Second time, I dialed it in. Let it stretch, gave it space, kept the nutes low. Harvested late. The result? Pure madness. Trichomes like frostbite. Smell that punched me in the nose. High that made me forget my own name for a minute. Beautiful chaos.
If you’re looking for something clean, polite, and easy? Keep walking. But if you want a strain that’s loud, strange, and unforgettable—Head Cheese might be your new favorite mistake.