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Great White Shark seeds—yeah, the name’s a bit much, but it fits. This strain doesn’t tiptoe in. It stomps. Loud, sticky, and unapologetically heavy. You grow this beast, you’re not looking for subtlety. You want that couch-lock, that “what was I saying?” kind of high. And it delivers. Hard.
These seeds? They’re mostly indica, though there’s a whisper of sativa in there—barely. You’ll feel it in the first few minutes, that little zip behind the eyes before the blanket drops. Grown right, the buds are fat as fists, coated in trichomes like they rolled in powdered sugar. Smells like citrus and something skunky got into a fight and both lost. Funky in the best way.
I’ve seen people underestimate it. They take a hit, laugh, say it’s smooth—and then 20 minutes later they’re staring at the ceiling wondering if time’s broken. It’s not. You are.
Growing it’s not rocket science, but it’s not idiot-proof either. Indoors, it thrives. Short, bushy plants, manageable height. Outdoors? Needs sun. Lots. And air circulation—don’t cram them together or you’ll be crying over moldy buds come harvest. Smells strong during flowering, so if you’ve got nosy neighbors or judgmental in-laws, maybe think twice. Or don’t. Your call.
Flowering time’s decent—about 8 to 9 weeks. Not the fastest, not the slowest. Yields are solid. You won’t be disappointed unless you screw it up, in which case, that’s on you. Don’t blame the genetics. These seeds have pedigree—White Widow, Super Skunk, and something else in the mix. Old-school power. No fluff.
And the high? It’s like being wrapped in a warm, slightly paranoid hug. Great for pain, stress, insomnia—whatever’s chewing at your brain. But don’t plan on doing much. This isn’t a “get stuff done” strain. It’s a “cancel your plans and order pizza” strain. Maybe two pizzas.
Honestly, I think it’s one of those strains that gets overlooked because it’s not trendy. No purple glitter buds or TikTok hype. Just raw, reliable, punch-you-in-the-face weed. Which is kind of refreshing, actually.
So yeah. Great White Shark. Grow it if you want something old-school and mean. Smoke it if you’re ready to forget your own name for a bit. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.