ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Granny Skunk Seeds. Just the name makes you grin a little, right? Like some old lady in a rocking chair with a joint the size of a carrot, blowing clouds and telling stories about the Summer of Love. But don’t be fooled—this strain isn’t some sleepy, nostalgic puff. It’s got teeth. It’s got funk. And it hits like a memory you didn’t know you had.
First off, the smell. Jesus. You crack open a jar of Granny Skunk and it’s like someone opened a can of gasoline in a pine forest, then sprayed it with lemon Pledge and left it in a hot car. It’s sharp, sour, earthy, and weirdly comforting. Like, yeah, this is gonna be a ride.
Genetically, it’s a throwback—Skunk #1 heritage, old-school as hell, crossed with something a little more mysterious. Some say it’s got Northern Lights in there. Others swear it’s a secret Afghani landrace. Honestly? Who cares. It works. It grows bushy and stubborn, like it’s got opinions. Not the easiest plant to tame, but if you treat her right—give her space, don’t overwater, talk to her maybe—she’ll reward you with dense, sticky buds that reek like a skunk got into your spice rack.
And the high? Oof. It creeps. You think you’re fine, maybe a little floaty, then suddenly you’re staring at your hands like they’re new. It’s not couch-lock, exactly, but it’s not get-up-and-clean-the-garage energy either. Somewhere in between. Creative. A little weird. Perfect for painting, writing, or just sitting on your porch thinking about the moon. Or your ex. Or both.
Medical folks like it too—pain, stress, appetite stuff. It’s not subtle, though. If you’re looking for something gentle, this ain’t it. Granny Skunk doesn’t whisper. She shouts. And sometimes she cackles.
Growing it indoors? You’ll need filters. Good ones. Unless you want your neighbors thinking you’re harboring a family of angry ferrets. Outdoors, it thrives in dry climates. Mold can be a problem if you’re somewhere damp. Keep her trimmed, give her sun, and don’t baby her too much. She’s tough. She likes a little struggle.
I’ve grown it twice. First time, disaster—overfed, overwatered, under-loved. Second time? Magic. Learned to let go a bit. Let the plant do its thing. Sometimes you gotta stop trying to control everything and just listen. Granny knows.
Would I recommend it? Yeah. But not to everyone. It’s not beginner-friendly. It’s not trendy or flashy. It’s raw. It’s real. It’s got soul. And if you’re into that—if you want something that feels like it came from the dirt and the stars at the same time—Granny Skunk might just be your girl.
Just don’t smoke it before a job interview. Or a family dinner. Or anything, really, that requires coherent speech.