ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
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- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Grandpa Larry OG seeds—man, where do I even start? This isn’t your average backyard bud. It’s got that old-school soul baked right into the genetics. You crack open a jar and boom—earthy pine, diesel funk, something citrusy hiding in the back like it’s shy but still wants to be noticed. It’s like walking into a garage full of tools, motor oil, and lemon peel. Weird combo, but it works. It works hard.
These seeds? They’re not for the lazy. You gotta know what you’re doing or at least pretend convincingly. Indoor growers love ‘em because they stay manageable—compact, bushy, obedient if you treat them right. But outside? They’ll stretch a little, get wild if you let ‘em. Not too tall, though. Grandpa Larry’s got that indica backbone, keeps things grounded. Like an old man who’s seen too much and doesn’t have time for your nonsense.
Yield’s decent. Not massive, but respectable—like a solid handshake from someone who actually means it. And the buds? Dense, sticky, trichome-heavy. They look like they’ve been dusted in powdered sugar by a stoned pastry chef. You’ll sit there just staring at them, forgetting what you were supposed to be doing. Happens to me all the time.
Smoke it and you’ll feel it in your chest first—warm, slow, like a fireplace kicking on. Then it creeps. Not a sprint, more like a slow roll downhill in a shopping cart. You’re not in control, but you’re not scared either. Couch-lock? Sometimes. Depends on your mood, your tolerance, your breakfast. It’s a thinker’s strain, but also a napper’s. Confusing, I know. Just go with it.
Lineage-wise, it’s Larry OG crossed with Grandpa’s Breath. Which sounds like a joke but isn’t. That breath part? It’s real—funky, musty, like someone left a gym sock in a cedar chest. But again, somehow . . . it works. There’s something nostalgic about it. Like you’ve smelled it before but can’t place where. A memory you didn’t know you had.
I’ve grown it twice. First time was a disaster—overwatered, under-loved, got spider mites and nearly cried. Second time, though? Magic. Learned to listen to the plant. She tells you what she needs if you shut up long enough to hear it. That’s the thing with Grandpa Larry—he’s not flashy, not trendy, but he’s wise. And if you’re patient, he’ll teach you stuff you didn’t even know you needed to learn.
Would I recommend it? Hell yes. But not to everyone. If you’re just chasing THC numbers or Instagram likes, go buy something purple and photogenic. But if you want something with grit, with history, with that weird unexplainable soul—Grandpa Larry’s your guy. Just don’t call him cute. He hates that.