ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Gorilla Punch Seeds. Just the name hits like a brick. You hear it and think—damn, that’s either gonna knock me out or make me laugh so hard I forget what day it is. Maybe both. Depends on the grow, the cure, the mood, the moon. Whatever. It’s weed, not math.
So what’s the deal with these seeds? Hybrid. Heavy on the indica side, but not couch-lock unless you overdo it (which you will). The genetics? Some Frankenstein mix of Gorilla Glue and Purple Punch—sticky, sweet, and mean. Like candy with a grudge. You open a jar and it’s like a fruit stand exploded in a gas station. Berry funk, diesel tang, something sour lurking underneath. Smells like trouble, tastes like dessert.
Growing it? Not for the lazy. These plants get bushy fast, like they’ve got something to prove. You’ll need to train them—LST, topping, whatever your method is. Left alone, they’ll sprawl like a drunk uncle on Thanksgiving. But if you put in the work? Dense nugs, frosty as hell, purple streaks if you treat her right. She’s a looker. And she knows it.
Now the high—hoo boy. First it hits your head, like a balloon inflating behind your eyes. Then it drops, slow and heavy, into your chest. Warmth spreads. Legs go soft. Thoughts get weird. You might giggle. You might cry. You might stare at a spoon for 20 minutes wondering who invented it. It’s that kind of ride. Creative but dumb. Euphoric but clumsy. Perfect for music, movies, or just vibing with the void.
I’ve had batches that made me feel like a philosopher. And others that made me forget how to use a microwave. It’s inconsistent in the best way—like a friend who’s either gonna give you life advice or steal your fries. Keeps you guessing.
Medical users dig it for pain, stress, insomnia. Makes sense. It’s like a weighted blanket for your brain. But recreationally? It’s a damn party. A slow, melty, slightly confusing party with snacks and maybe a nap in the middle.
Would I recommend it? Hell yes. But don’t treat it like your everyday smoke. This isn’t your wake-and-bake, go-to-work strain. This is your “I’m done with the world for today” strain. Your “let’s get weird and watch cartoons” strain. Respect the punch. Or get punched.
Anyway. That’s Gorilla Punch. It’s loud. It’s sticky. It’s a mess. Just like me.