ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Gorilla Pie seeds. Man, where do you even start with a name like that? Sounds like something you’d find in a cartoon bakery—except it’ll melt your brain instead of your tastebuds. This strain’s got that sticky, resin-heavy lineage that makes trimming a nightmare but smoking a dream. You crack open a jar and it’s like… BAM. Funky, sweet, earthy, with this weird creamy undertone that doesn’t make sense until it does. Like someone dipped diesel in frosting. I don’t know. It works.
Genetics? It’s a mashup of Gorilla Glue #4 and Pie Face OG. That’s heavy-hitter meets flavor bomb. So yeah, expect potency—like, couch-lock-if-you’re-not-careful potency. I’ve seen people take one hit and just… stare at the wall like it’s telling them secrets. THC levels shoot up past 20%, sometimes flirting with 25% or more if you grow it right. And by “right” I mean: don’t half-ass it. This plant wants attention. It’s not one of those lazy autoflowers you can just toss in a pot and forget. Nah. Gorilla Pie demands a little finesse.
Indoors? You’re looking at 8–10 weeks of flowering. Outdoors? Mid-October harvest, give or take. The buds are dense—like, rock-hard—and covered in trichomes that make it look like someone dumped powdered sugar all over them. Good bag appeal. Sticky as hell. You’ll need scissors and patience come harvest time. Maybe gloves. Definitely music. Something slow and weird.
Now, the high. Oh boy. It creeps. First it’s in your face, like a warm towel. Then it slides down your spine and wraps around your legs. You feel heavy, but not in a bad way. Just… grounded. Like gravity’s giving you a hug. Mentally? It’s a toss-up. Some folks get creative, chatty, giggly. Others just melt into the couch and forget what they were saying mid-sentence. I’ve done both. Sometimes at the same time. It’s weirdly introspective too—like, you’ll start thinking about your childhood dog or why socks disappear in the dryer. Deep stuff.
Medical users dig it for pain, stress, insomnia. Appetite too—this strain will have you raiding the fridge like a raccoon at 2 a.m. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. And yeah, dry mouth’s a thing. Keep water nearby. Or Gatorade. Or pickle juice if you’re into that kinda thing.
Growing it? Intermediate to advanced. Not impossible, but it’s not a beginner’s plant. It can be finicky with humidity—mold loves dense buds. So airflow’s key. Prune it. Train it. Talk to it if you’re into that. I swear they listen. Maybe not with ears, but… you know. Energy or whatever.
Would I recommend it? Hell yes. But not for your grandma unless she’s a retired Deadhead with a tolerance. This isn’t your mellow Sunday morning strain. It’s more like… Friday night, lights low, playlist on shuffle, phone off. You and the void. Or your cat. Or both.
Anyway. Gorilla Pie. It’s loud, it’s weird, it’s beautiful. Just don’t underestimate it. This one bites back.