ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Gorilla Kush seeds. Damn. Where do I even start?
These little bastards pack a punch—genetically speaking, they’re a wild mix. You’ve got Gorilla Glue’s sticky, brain-scrambling intensity tangled up with OG Kush’s earthy, couch-melting vibe. It’s not subtle. It doesn’t whisper. It growls. And if you’re not ready for it, well . . . maybe grow some basil instead.
I’ve seen growers baby these seeds like they’re raising dragons. And honestly? Not far off. The plants get chunky—like, thick-trunked, heavy-limbed, resin-dripping monsters. Indoors or out, they don’t play nice unless you give them space and light and a little bit of tough love. Overwater them and they’ll sulk. Ignore them and they’ll rebel. But treat them right? You’ll get buds that look like they’ve been dipped in sugar and rolled in pine needles.
Smell? Oh man. It’s like walking into a forest that just got hit by a skunk driving a diesel truck. Sharp, earthy, a little chemical—some people love it, others gag. I’m in the first camp. It’s honest. No fruity bullshit, no candy-flavored nonsense. Just raw, unapologetic funk.
And the high? Buckle up. First it hits your head—fast, like a slap. Thoughts scatter. Time slows. Then your body starts to melt, like your bones are turning into warm honey. It’s not a party strain. It’s a “cancel your plans and stare at the ceiling” strain. Good for pain, insomnia, existential dread. Bad for productivity, unless your job is lying down and thinking about the universe.
Some folks say it’s too much. Too strong. Too heavy. I say—good. We’ve had enough of these weak, watered-down hybrids that promise “creative focus” and “light euphoria.” Gorilla Kush doesn’t care about your to-do list. It’s here to shut you up and sit you down.
Growing from seed? Expect some variation. Not every plant’s a clone of the next. Some lean more Gorilla, some more Kush. That’s part of the fun, though. You get to hunt for your favorite—maybe it’s the one that smells like burnt rubber and pine needles. Maybe it’s the one that knocks you out cold after two hits. Either way, you’re in for a ride.
Would I recommend it to a beginner? Hell no. Unless you’re ready to dive in headfirst and maybe screw up a few times. But if you’ve got a few grows under your belt, and you’re looking for something with teeth—something that doesn’t just get you high but makes you remember why you started smoking in the first place—yeah. Gorilla Kush. That’s the one.
Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.