ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Goo Seeds. Yeah, that name sticks in your head, doesn’t it? Sticky, weird, kinda funny—but it makes sense once you crack open a jar and get a whiff of what’s inside. These aren’t your average cannabis seeds. They’ve got that thick, resin-heavy lineage that makes growers grin like they’ve just found buried treasure in their backyard. You plant these, you’re not just growing weed. You’re growing something with attitude.
Now, I’ve seen a lot of seed banks peddling the same tired strains with flashy names and zero soul. Goo Seeds doesn’t play that game. Their genetics? Gritty. Unapologetic. Some of their strains hit like a freight train and leave your brain floating somewhere above your body. Others creep in slow—like fog rolling over a lake at 4am—and suddenly you’re staring at the ceiling wondering if time’s even real. Depends what you’re after.
They’ve got this one—Goo Berry. Sounds cute, right? Don’t be fooled. It’ll melt your face off if you’re not ready. Smells like candy, hits like a sledgehammer. I gave it to a buddy who thought he had a “high tolerance.” He didn’t. He sat on my couch for three hours watching a screensaver bounce around. Didn’t say a word. Just nodded every now and then like he was solving math problems in his head. Beautiful stuff.
And the germination rate? Solid. Not perfect—nothing real ever is—but damn close. You’ll lose one or two, maybe, but the rest? They’ll pop like popcorn in a hot pan. Vigorous little bastards. You can almost hear them growing if you sit still long enough. I swear one of mine moved when I wasn’t looking.
Indoor, outdoor, hydro, soil—Goo Seeds don’t care. They adapt. They thrive. You give them love, they give it back tenfold. You neglect them? They’ll survive anyway, just to spite you. There’s something punk rock about that. Like they’ve got a chip on their shoulder. I respect that.
Look, I’m not saying they’re the best seeds on Earth. I don’t even know what “best” means anymore. But I’ll tell you this—when I open a pack of Goo Seeds, I get excited. Like, actual butterflies. That doesn’t happen with most brands. Most brands feel like business. Goo feels like rebellion.
And yeah, maybe the name sounds like something out of a cartoon. But once you grow it, once you smoke it . . . you’ll get it. Goo sticks. To your fingers, to your memory, to your damn soul.
Try ’em. Or don’t. More for the rest of us.