ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Gas Monkey Seeds. Just the name hits with a kind of greasy-knuckle swagger—like something you’d find scribbled on the back of a garage receipt, tucked under a busted carburetor. These aren’t your grandma’s cannabis seeds (unless your grandma was a burnout biker with a taste for the wild). They’re loud. They’re sticky. They don’t ask permission.
I’ve grown a lot of strains—some delicate, some diva-like, some that needed more babysitting than a toddler on espresso. But Gas Monkey? This one’s different. It’s got that raw, unfiltered energy. The kind of plant that doesn’t care if your pH is off or your lights are a little janky. It just grows. Fast. Aggressive. Like it’s got somewhere to be and a point to prove.
Smell? Oh man. It punches you in the face. Diesel fumes, burnt rubber, a little sweetness hiding behind the chaos—like someone spilled grape soda at a drag strip. Not subtle. Not polite. But damn if it doesn’t make you want to stick your nose in the jar again. And again. And again.
High’s got teeth. First it tickles your brain, then it grabs the wheel and floors it. Euphoric, sure—but with a twitchy edge. Not couch-lock, more like… you suddenly have 37 ideas and need to do all of them right now. Great for painting, cleaning the garage, or arguing about aliens at 2 a.m.
Yields? Solid. Not record-breaking, but respectable. Plants stay bushy, squat—like they’re flexing. You’ll get fat colas if you treat ’em right. Or even if you don’t, honestly. They’re tough bastards.
Now, I’ve heard some folks say it’s too much. Too loud. Too chaotic. And yeah, maybe. But that’s kind of the point. Gas Monkey isn’t for the careful, the cautious, the spreadsheet growers. It’s for the ones who like a little madness in their medicine. The ones who don’t mind getting their hands dirty, who crank the volume instead of turning it down.
Would I grow it again? Hell yes. Would I recommend it to a first-timer? Maybe not. Unless they’re the kind of first-timer who jumps into the deep end with a grin and a middle finger to the rules.
Gas Monkey Seeds. They don’t whisper. They roar.