ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Fucking Incredible Seeds. Yeah, that’s the actual name. And it fits—like a punch in the face that somehow feels like a hug. You hear it once and it sticks, like resin on your fingers after trimming for six hours straight. Sticky, stubborn, unforgettable.
These seeds aren’t for the faint-hearted or the half-assed. They’re old-school. Like, 90s BC Bud Depot vibes. Back when weed still had mystery and you didn’t need a QR code to know if it was gonna knock you on your ass or make you talk to your cat for three hours. This strain—Fucking Incredible—isn’t trying to be trendy. It doesn’t care about your terpene chart or your boutique grow setup with the LED panels that cost more than your car. It just grows. Big. Loud. Dank as hell.
I’ve seen it in a closet grow, under a single 600W HPS bulb, no frills. Still came out looking like it belonged in a magazine. Deep green leaves, fat colas, that unmistakable skunky-sweet punch that hits your nose like a memory you didn’t know you had. Some say it’s mostly indica. Others say it’s just pure chaos in plant form. I don’t care. It works. It slaps. That’s enough.
The high? Oh, man. It’s like sinking into a lava lamp. Heavy, warm, slow. Your limbs forget they exist. Your brain turns into a puddle of honey and sarcasm. Don’t plan on doing anything productive. Or anything at all. It’s not a “let’s clean the garage” kind of strain—it’s a “let’s stare at the ceiling and contemplate the absurdity of socks” kind of strain.
Germination rate’s solid. Not perfect, but nothing real ever is. You might get a runt. You might get a monster. That’s the gamble. That’s the fun. Growers who like everything uniform and predictable? Probably not their jam. But if you like a little chaos in your garden—if you want to roll the dice and maybe end up with a plant that smells like a fruit stand exploded in a tire fire—then yeah. This one’s for you.
Honestly, I think the name scares off the wrong people. Good. Let them grow their Blueberry Cheesecake Gelato #9 or whatever. Let them chase THC percentages like it means something. Meanwhile, you’ve got this beast in the corner, humming with potential, just waiting to blow someone’s mind.
It’s not subtle. It’s not polite. It’s Fucking Incredible.
And yeah, maybe that’s a bit much. Maybe I’m romanticizing a strain that’s more legend than science at this point. But I don’t care. Some things just hit different. This one does.