ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
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- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Fruit Pie seeds. Just saying the name makes your mouth water a little, doesn’t it? Like—what is that, a dessert or a strain? Both, kind of. These cannabis seeds grow into something sticky, sweet, and weirdly nostalgic. Like someone baked your childhood into a joint. You open the jar and boom—berries, cream, maybe a whisper of citrus, like someone squeezed a lemon over a pie crust and forgot to tell you.
Genetics? Hybrid. But not that boring 50/50 nonsense people throw around. This one leans—hard—into the indica side when it wants to. But then, out of nowhere, it’ll slap you with a head buzz that makes you forget what you were saying mid-sentence. It’s confusing in the best way. Like a dream you’re not sure you had.
Growing it? Not for the lazy. These seeds don’t just sprout and say, “Here you go, buddy.” Nah. They want attention. Moisture just right. Temps not too hot. They’ll sulk if you ignore them. But treat them right—talk to them, maybe play some old soul records—and they’ll reward you with dense, frosty nugs that look like they’ve been rolled in powdered sugar. Trichomes for days. Weeks, even.
And the smell when it’s flowering? Jesus. It’s like someone lit a scented candle in a bakery that only sells fruit tarts and weed. Your neighbors will know. They’ll pretend they don’t, but they’ll know.
Smoke it and you’ll feel it first behind the eyes. Like a slow curtain being pulled down. Then the body goes soft—like your bones are made of warm pudding. Not couch-lock, exactly. More like couch-hug. You’ll want to stay, but you could leave if you had to. You just won’t want to.
Medical folks say it’s good for stress, anxiety, pain. Sure. But also? It’s good for sitting on your porch at sunset and thinking about nothing. Or everything. Depends on the day.
I’ve grown it twice. First time was a mess—overwatered, under-loved, ended up with popcorn buds and a bruised ego. Second time? I figured it out. Let it stretch a little more. Gave it space. It thanked me with a harvest that smelled like a goddamn fruit stand in July.
Some strains are just weed. Fruit Pie isn’t. It’s a mood. A vibe. A memory you didn’t know you had until you exhale and go, “Wait… this feels familiar.”
Anyway. If you’re looking for something basic, skip it. But if you want a plant with personality—attitude, even—this one’s worth the trouble. Just don’t half-ass it. She’ll know.